Worlds best dad, trophy husband, master machinist, business extraordinaire, boat captain, sword fighter, collector of rare artifacts, bored ape

Joined February 2014
Thanks to the team for the great work done for the club! Now every owner can prove that he is a real member of the club. Ape follow Ape 🦍🍌
Thanks to the team for the great work done for the club! Now every owner can prove that he is a real member of the club. Ape follow Ape 🦍🍌
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give all level 60 in otherside a mudwater pack
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just a lil FYI that I found interesting (thanks Quan!)
Replying to @dre_btc
there are two main collections, packs and cards only sealed packs earn the APE yield once you open a pack the yield stops and you’re left with individual cards converting cards between digital and physical doesn’t change anything for rewards, it’s just a preference for how you want to collect the singles
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Sell me all your Mudwater cards
Replying to @MrBeast
Let us introduce you to Mudwater
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Happy Shilmore 🍌 retweeted
Every ApeFest attendee received their first Mudwater collectible on the way into the event. Inside each sealed First Pull pack was one of seven exclusive promo variants from Mudwater: Swamp Origins. Here's a look at all seven. What did you pull?
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I just claimed 4 Mudwater packs! That's 40 cards waiting to be revealed. Let's see what I pull. @BoredApeYC mudwater.bayc.com/claim/s/d9…
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POKEMON Gotta a catch em all BAYCTCG Fuck it we ball
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One more reason to love Kelowna
JUST IN: Canadian man wins city council election after telling voters he has no idea what he's doing, doesn't enjoy politics, & is unqualified for office.
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The drugs of the future will be more like computers The computers of the future will be more like drugs
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The number of good things in your life is directly dependant on your ability to see them
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What if Your life is actually incredible But youre too distracted to notice Similar to the way you turn down music to find an address Your brain is processing too much, even now News, notifications etc All blinding you to your own life Turn down the noise Smile Its good
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Ooga Booga we love Yuga ❤️
on some level you have to admire Yuga Abstract farmed us for 2 years promising a token and never delivered Yuga is burning millions every month on Otherside, ApeChain, and Clubhouse, with no clear revenue model in sight all because they said they would can't hate on that
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Lmaoo "The abstract team actually reached out yesterday and asked me not to do this (bring more liquidity ONTO the chain), but fuck it we ride." Im sorry but I fkn love this dude 😂
A few things here: first, this is a game of chicken, like an actual game of chicken. Abstract is scheduled to close on December 15. Minters will receive an egg on abstract, and on December 8th, one week before scheduled closure, you'll be able to "flee the coop". Mint is 0.01 ETH. The first to flee will receive half of the mint price (0.005 ETH) on ETH, along with their Abstract Chicken. 0.003 ETH will remain in the coop. Later exits receive bigger payouts. Anybody who does not exit before the chain closes forfeits both their NFT and ETH to the coop. The last chicken to successfully exit gets half of that forfeited pot, the other half is distributed to everybody that successfully exited (weighted by exit order). Some disclaimers: anything that remains on Abstract when the chain halts is unrecoverable FOREVER. That includes your egg, any ETH you hold, and anything else that you have on Abstract. The abstract the team actually reached out yesterday and asked me not to do this (bring more liquidity ONTO the chain), but fuck it we ride. After mint, you will be directed to the migration portal to make sure that you remove everything that you own from the chain. I'd recommend leaving $2 or so, just enough to trigger your exit when the time comes.
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I dont normally dance on graves but fuck yea boyyyyy 🔥
In 2023, Pacman tried to kill NFTs with Blur points farming to give birth to Blast Today, Blast is shutting down while NFTs are still alive, albeit down bad Seeing Blast shut down a day after the rarest punk getting sold is just vindicating Shows you that NFTs actually outlived Pacman, and the chain he built on the rubbles of NFT farming on Blur Bye felicia 👋
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Happy Shilmore 🍌 retweeted
New banner. All apes need a dog but not all apes can have one.
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"Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved. Running as fast as they can IRONMAN LIVES AGAIN!"
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Oh wow its almost time to wake up Billy Joe Armstrong again
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Talking with one of my clients about various investments and their "reliability" He said guns and ammo I said crypto, stocks, precious metals He said, if my first two fail... his precious metals (lead/steel) can take my precious metals very quickly lol kinda makes ya think
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