🇲🇺 MAURITIUS, DONE RIGHT. 🏝️ Long Beach Mauritius 🛏️ 6 nights in a suite 🍽️ Meals included 🚘 Private airport transfers 🌴 Island tours & local experiences Starting at USD 2,599. The holiday is sorted. Now choose your dates. ✈️ DM for details.

What era is @bankofbaroda living in? 🤦🏻‍♂️ 1️⃣ Blocks my BOBCARD permanently, citing “security reasons.” 2️⃣ Asks me to call the helpline for a replacement. 3️⃣ Helpline executives tell me to email the Customer Relations Team instead. A simple card replacement has turned into a bureaucratic treasure hunt. Woah! 🤡

NIHI SUMBA | BOOKING SECURED 🌴🥂 Opted to secure this one through my own IATA rather than taking the conventional $250 American advisor route. 😉 ✔️ Fully confirmed reservation ✔️ Next-category upgrade secured at the time of booking ✔️ Complimentary all meals & non-alcoholic beverages ✔️ Complimentary laundry ✔️ Activities, excursions & tours included ✔️ Spa inclusions ✔️ Round-trip airport transfers Funny how sometimes, the real luxury is knowing how to book luxury. 😉 At this level, it's not just about securing a room. It's about unlocking the entire experience without paying someone $250 to tell you how. Access matters. Expertise matters. And knowing your way around the industry? Priceless. 🥂

Main story completed. ✅🕷️ Unlike some people on Twitter, I know when to finish the story and move on instead of turning every side quest into a full-blown war. 😂 Platinum mindset. Zero unnecessary drama. 🎮🤡

Imagine joining Twitter and then spending your time lecturing Twitter users about how influential you are outside Twitter. 😂 Bhai, if Twitter is such a tiny, ignorant bubble, why are you here giving everyone a TED Talk on your greatness? Came to educate Twitter or came to convince Twitter that you’re important? 🤡😂

Added one more key to life today. 🔑🏡 Bought a new home! ❤️ Another milestone, another dream fulfilled. Grateful for how far life has brought me, and excited for what’s ahead. 🙏✨

Honestly, wasn’t expecting this kind of response! 🤯🇲🇺 The Mauritius offer is getting so much love from the beautiful people of X. ❤️ DMs, enquiries & conversations coming in — and we’re just getting started! Thank you for the incredible support. 🙌✈️ More crazy travel deals coming soon. Stay tuned. 🌴

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I haven’t moved a single Amex point yet. 👀 Did you? Transferred already or holding your points for now? Curious to see where everyone stands. ↓

Been quiet on X for a while. Miles & points took up a lot of the conversation. That chapter has changed. Now we’re back to doing what we know best — TRAVEL. 🇲🇺 Mauritius is one of the first destinations we’re bringing back with some seriously sharp hotel + experience combinations. Luxury stay. Private experiences. Better value. No cookie-cutter packages. Let’s travel again. ✈️

Shameful act by HDFC. My current account has been frozen for the last 12 days due to a KYC issue, despite submitting all the required documents. Can someone please help me connect with HDFC’s escalation team and get this resolved urgently? @HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 From tomorrow onwards, I will no longer post “Buying Infinia Points” requirements. 😂 HDFC has basically told me: “Bhai, ab bas kar.” 🥲 It was fun while it lasted. RIP daily Infinia buying posts. 🪦😂 End of an era.

India 🇮🇳 is not for beginners. Le Axis 😂

Look who arrived just after midnight devastation. 😭😂 Never even got a chance to apply for a Manhoos Boorgandee.💔 HSBC really said: “Before you dream of Burgundy, here’s your TravelOne.” 😂