Polly the Jolly Cardano Parrot

Jolly just squawked out a long post "reflecting" on 2021... god that guy will just not shut up: medium.com/@ADAJollyRoger/20…

Recapture the thrill of when it meant something to mint a block, join COFFR #smallpools #Cardano

"When the master governs, the people are hardly aware he exists" ~ Lao Tzu

What is your most salient 2021 #Crypto memory? Let’s end this year full of lessons and a hope for next year to be full of growth, knowledge, and progress in the #Cardano Ecosystem and beyond. This 2022, let’s start it with a bang! Happy #NewYear2022 @IOHK_Charles and everyone!

I actually introduced Ghislaine and Jeffrey on an island... they were always trying to recapture that magic #GhislaineMaxwell

COFFR has deployed the lifeboats.

That awkward moment when the admiral walks in on the captains' round #NavyPride #DeFi

COFFR stake pool has increased pledge by 250%! Check us out: adapools.org/pool/651151eed6…

I love all dips: hummus, salsa, Cardano... #cardano #TrustTheTech

I have bequeathed Signet Rings [as NFTs] to all the loyal founding members of COFFR--the beak just doesn't handle grave robbing like it used to... New crew members are eligible till November 18th #nft #DelegatorRewards #cardano #ada

Why stake with the salty pirates at $COFFR? • Lifetime ROA of 20.75% • Lifetime Luck of 573% • Single-operator pool with focus on outreach and education • And of course a parrot who’s seen it all! (Data from adapools.org) #ADA #Cardano #Staking #Crypto

We just minted our first ever Block, bringing real rewards and real progress to all of our stakers. Momentum is on our side and we are just getting started! Can someone pick Polly up from the pub? He can't have another F.U.I. #cardano #ada #cryptocurrency #singlepooloperators

I now understand that you should not practice your banshee impression at an open casket funeral. #sorry

Today a guy on the street below my perch said #cryptocurrency is fake money. That guy has fake bird shit in his hair now. 🦜 #sorrynotsorry #pollysrevenge #proofofstake

There are entirely too many schools with eagle mascots. #MarchMadness #needmoreparrots

Was called into $COFFR HR today over my Johnny Depp impression, so I think it's getting better??

I played dead for five years to ruin this wedding, and it paid off. #pollyrises 🦜slate.com/human-interest/202…