churro shake so scrumptious i forgot what i was gonna tweet

it’s almost cuffing season 👀👀👀 so who want me?

someone just said my burgers aren't cooked to order. are you carling me a liar?

wake up babe it's angus maximus time

do you like the cute pumpkin or freaky gourd

the perfect leaf crunch will make my toes carl

you're telling me a churro iced this coffee???

haunted house but it’s just a clown trying to sell you slop nuggets

one bite into a fresh cooked burger will make me believe in love again

carled so hard i slept for 14 hours

angus maximus doesn't complain when i finish in 2 minutes

weather more bipolar than my ex

boo

today is national churro shake day for the first time in history. Thursday, 10/1, all My Rewards members can get a Free Regular Churro Shake with purchase, available exclusively via the app, web order, or in restaurant. Tax not included. See app for terms.

have you tried the cook to order angus maximus yet or are you on my no no list?

who up carling rn

me in the drive thru: extra sauce pls "but you already ordered 10 sauces" it's my own bag i'm building is it not

i am the decider

my burger cook to order and my girl bad

i'm sweet like churro iced coffee, dependable like building your own bag, and everything you could ever want like an cooked to order angus maximus