I couldn't be more proud of Sam. He's such a good boy.

Calling it a night. It’s been a particularly demanding day of listening to troubled pets, calming anxious spirits, and addressing several very serious concerns involving treats. Tomorrow is another day.

Returning from my walk heading east, the Hunter's Moon had just peaked over the horizon. I continued walking East towards the river as it ascended attempting to capture its beauty. Of course it was impossible but,not too bad for an old cell phone camera. It kept running away.

My very loyal assistant Sam, has grown so much in this field that he now runs his own department. Sam is now taking his own sessions, reading for familiars. I may give him an extra ice cream twice a week to reward him for all his hard work and dedication.

Another busy day!!! My assistant Sam is exhausted, I'm considering giving him a day off next week.

I smell desperation.

I recommend Caesar's animal guardians seek intense psychotherapy and also consider electric shock treatments to correct this intolerable behavior. The reading revealed he has no intent of changing his ways.

After escaping the handcuffs, I ran to Cassadaga Fl. Where I assumed a new identity. II have taken my first client (José), after diligently practicing on Sam (see my profile picture with us in a practice session. He really loves them. José has a bleak future. Tragic ending.

The End.

I have many employees. This one is preparing for Halloween. I offered him an advance so he could get a proper custom instead of that sheet.

He should have been impeached a long time ago but this is unbelievable. For a president to try to blackmail voters with $5,000 checks and aid only if they vote Republican cannot possibly be legal. The Dems have to win, he's got to go.

This Trump Dick-rider must have left his balls and Trump's mouth. He leaves this reply and immediately blocks me. I took a lot look at his profile and I've barely seen such a disgusting person. He obviously hates women and uses that c word quite a bit. Strictly dick for him.

If my sister gave me that mug,I would throw it against the wall immediately.

Sometimes I have to make my own work.

This is a bot. A little nasty bot, that no doubt (probably, maybe) dirtbag Byron paid to have spew out this garbage. This is who wants to be the governor of Florida. God help us if that happens.

📣 I don't like to use these type of emojis anymore but This is an important question!!! Does anybody really use those refrigerator lights by the water dispenser? II just turn on the damn kitchen light. I mean, if it's dark, I'm not walking in there without a light. Amirite?

No, he never tried to sell the parks. His DEP floated golf courses, pickleball courts and a 350-room hotel in 9 parks in 2024. The backlash killed it, he pulled it, and in 2025 he signed the law banning all of it from state parks. So fuck all the way off with your accusations.

Co-sponsoring just means he signed his name to someone else's bill. No vote, no fight, and most of those bills never get a hearing. Every Florida politician signs Everglades bills, it's free PR. His actual votes scored 0 out of 100 from the League of Conservation Voters in 2024.