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CarrotCat 🌻

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Eccentric with a BS in Religious Studies. Grad Student UNC-SLIS. She/Her. SFWA supporter. Aspie. Mother.

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Joined November 2008
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Brianna Wu
@BriannaWu21 Dec 2023
Good thread about the Jewish agenda. It’s not a space laser, it’s survival. Though a space laser would be cool!
Kiwi ✡︎ 🇮🇱🕊 ויסמן 🎗 (@Kiwi_Ships) profile pictureKiwi ✡︎ 🇮🇱🕊 ויסמן 🎗@Kiwi_Ships20 Dec 2023
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Insane to think there were more Jews pre Nazi Germany than there are now. I can’t wrap my head around that. So yes, there is a Jewish agenda: it’s to fucking survive as a people. 5/8
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Unfortunately, I got the obsessive collector brand of autism instead of the good at math autism
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I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. gofund.me/aece1316
Donate to A queer family in need of assistance, organized by Deirdre McLeod

Donate to A queer family in need of assistance, organized by Deirdre McLeod

Edit to add: Back in oregon yay! Hey there I am D. Me and my family wanted to mov… Deirdre McLeod needs your support for A queer family in need of assistance

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…there are 3 million bobcats in the US. There are 90 million domestic cats. This is like saying that kudzu’s not a problem because there’s an endangered native vine.
St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 (@St_Rev) profile pictureSt. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻
@St_Rev20 Jul 2023
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Prestigious ecologists: The domestic cat is an alien threat to the precious fragile web of life The bobcat: lol, lmeow
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TrekMovie.com@TrekMovie23 Jul 2023
WHO DID THIS 🖖 #Barbie #TWOK
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NYTPitchbot
@DougJBalloon22 Jul 2023
I can’t top this
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes22 Jul 2023
In Opinion "Has Trump finally run out of time, thanks to Jack Smith, who runs marathons as an Ironman triathlete?" writes Maureen Dowd. "Are those ever-loving walls really closing in this time? Or is Smith Muellering it?" nyti.ms/3Dpdq1F
Opinion | The Moment of Truth for Our Liar in Chief (Published 2023)

Opinion | The Moment of Truth for Our Liar in Chief (Published 2023)

Has Florida Man met his match in an Ironman?

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Ralph Perrine@RalphPerrine22 Jul 2023
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A GoFundMe campaign has started - I just donated gofund.me/a8be84df
Donate to Mediterranean Deli Chapel Hill Employee Relief, organized by Grateful Community

Donate to Mediterranean Deli Chapel Hill Employee Relief, organized by Grateful Community

Hello Everyone, If you’ve walked down Franklin Street you’ve… Grateful Community needs your support for Mediterranean Deli Chapel Hill Employee Relief

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The damage to this location is a loss to our community. Here is hoping it can be repaired quickly so we can have this place up and running again soon.
WCHL & Chapelboro (@WCHLChapelboro) profile pictureWCHL & Chapelboro
@WCHLChapelboro22 Jul 2023
UPDATE: As of 5:15 PM, the fire on W. Franklin Street was still ongoing, but a Chapel Hill Fire spokesperson confirmed that it was being contained to Mediterranian Deli. Smoke and water damage, however, is expected for the surrounding businesses as well. chapelboro.com/news/fire/fir…

Fire on West Franklin Street Damages Mediterranean Deli, Surrounding Businesses - Chapelboro.com

The Chapel Hill Fire Department responded to a fire along Franklin Street Saturday afternoon, which damaged a popular restaurant.

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Clive from FFXVI: “Humans really had the creative freedom to make any reality they wanted and we chose racism and credit scores.”

ALT Clive from FFXVI: “Humans really had the creative freedom to make any reality they wanted and we chose racism and credit scores.”

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Bo Bolander@BBolander21 Jul 2023
flat fuck friday
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What was first?
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They’re so painfully greedy
petrosofsparta 2h + Disney won't give up 0.091% of their revenue to stop the strikes. Netflix won't give up 0.214% of their revenue to stop the strikes. Warner Bros won't give up 0.108% of their revenue to stop the strikes. Paramount won't give up 0.148% of their revenue to stop the strikes.

ALT petrosofsparta 2h + Disney won't give up 0.091% of their revenue to stop the strikes. Netflix won't give up 0.214% of their revenue to stop the strikes. Warner Bros won't give up 0.108% of their revenue to stop the strikes. Paramount won't give up 0.148% of their revenue to stop the strikes.

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This #Barbie says take a look, it's in a book 🌈 🦋 @MilwaukeePubLib
Levar Burton cutout in a handmade Barbie box photo op

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I say the WGA and SAG-AFTRA should add a new demand: If there are commercials, you pay network rates across the board.
Christos Gage (@Christosgage) profile pictureChristos Gage@Christosgage21 Jul 2023
This is exactly what we're striking over. It's not that "the business is changing." It's that they're trying to do the same shit but pay way less. So you get streaming ad-supported TV - aka network TV - but they won't pay network minimums because "it's streaming". Or, this:
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Barbenheimer.
Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) profile pictureLousy Librarian@LousyLibrarian21 Jul 2023
librarbenheimer
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