Had no other choice but to go to Hobby Lobby today & man, I hate that place. No aisle signage, just “figure it out, mf” vibes
I did a training for our southern region yesterday and the work product I’m getting today let me know that I was talking to my damn self 🤦🏾♀️
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PLEASE don’t judge any teenagers trick or treating. Let them hold onto any innocence this world hasn’t stole from them.
My costume requires a jumpsuit & the first one I ordered wouldn’t go past my thigh so I panic ordered a different one & didn’t realize it’s a freaky frog one til I got it & a g-string fell out then I saw it has a butt zipper 😭 def gotta wear shorts just in case somebody try me
The permanent person for the role I was temporarily handling told the client he’s been looking at my work and he doesn’t think he’ll be half as good as I was…sir, please keep that to yourself 😭
















