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New Orleans, LA
Joined June 2019
Had no other choice but to go to Hobby Lobby today & man, I hate that place. No aisle signage, just “figure it out, mf” vibes
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What you need is somewhere between the felt fabric and that Who-ville Christmas sign
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I did a training for our southern region yesterday and the work product I’m getting today let me know that I was talking to my damn self 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Ellen Degenerate retweeted
Coochie was the first 3D printer
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PLEASE don’t judge any teenagers trick or treating. Let them hold onto any innocence this world hasn’t stole from them.
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I can call you more than that at any time, just say the word
The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
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Ima need my waist and hips to come to some type of agreement
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Burger King’s original nuggets
How nasty you gon' get If I pay that rent 12 months ahead & cover that lil car note!? 😘
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I want people to stop telling me secrets bruh 😭
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Not romantic enough, not kind enough, not thoughtful enough, not caring enough. All of the above! Yes!
leaving a man because he’s not romantic enough is valid btw
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Idk if I’ve ever had a headache this bad…I feel like I’m bout to tear up and throw up
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We asking the right questions again
I wonder if Chloe and Halle flip niggas
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the fuckin box would have me actin up.
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And fight an undead pedo with knives for fingers
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My costume requires a jumpsuit & the first one I ordered wouldn’t go past my thigh so I panic ordered a different one & didn’t realize it’s a freaky frog one til I got it & a g-string fell out then I saw it has a butt zipper 😭 def gotta wear shorts just in case somebody try me
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The permanent person for the role I was temporarily handling told the client he’s been looking at my work and he doesn’t think he’ll be half as good as I was…sir, please keep that to yourself 😭
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Chile I been waiting on this last episode of The Pet Cemetery Murders: A Ghost Story all week
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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Don’t come on my page disagreeing with me this a dick riding page only
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