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Alex Gordon’s Helmet

@CatsFanRupert

pound it, noggin, see ya #EMAW

Joined January 2025
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Sent a awful drunk text last night and I’m still on delivered #standingmypost
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The more things change the more they stay the same #cantsayimsuprised
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Girl I got with shadowed my dentist appointment
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Life got significantly worse after we stopped playing Madden Mobile
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There is nothing more depressing than the hour between the 3:25 games and SNF
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Harrison Butker meet and greet
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drunken “superchud” lab@stadiumviewdickNov 1
“Are you sexually active” I run a mid burner what do you think
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Halloweekend stats - no girl - drunk texted my work gc with bosses - tried to get with family friend - tried to get with girl i see in class 5 days a week -threw up - all my bets lost #balluptop #tonysnell
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Can’t wait to PSA grade my fake when I turn 21
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Literally can’t bring myself to look at the texts I sent to a girl last night
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Got no play on Halloweekend #doublexp
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6,559 Another year of bookmarks for nothing. Suck my entire asshole, shitbirds.
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@therandomsecOct 15
No yall don’t understand, because Tim Tebow and Florida where on there knees CRYING after losing a regular season game. This used to mean something man.
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Was supposed to hangout with a girl and just got hit with “dont hate me but” #thatsbaseball
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Jesus of Manhattan
@EMAWJesusSep 27
I fucking hate sports
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qǝlɐɔ@EMAWCalebSep 27
Year after year, Avery gets zero favors from his pass catchers. For all the scrutiny he gets under a microscope guys just don’t make tough plays for him.
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Sister asked me if the coach was getting arrested while meeting at mid field with the other coach
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Average thing your dad sends you while studying for an exam #fuck
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Moms been playing Dolly Parton all day
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Poor guys got no clue he’s about to get a game fee of $4.99 three times
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