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After nine years, I’ve written my last article as a student journalist. Thank you all for coming along this journey with me, especially those that worked with me and pushed me to be my best. Expect to see more in-depth sports tweets from now on. I need a new outlet!!!
Our senior sports editor, @CaulfieldCarson, says farewell to Samford and the Crimson. "The theme of my story as a writer is that people took chances on me. And I want to thank those who trusted me and my writing." Read below! thesamfordcrimson.com/2022/0…
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Elon debuts the flying car and Georgia all of a sudden looks distracted
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Bucs had 2 hours to draw up a 2 minute drill and still lost to cleveland
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SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WN
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tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay
Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic. A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison. [🎥: via/ NOAA]
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MCAFFEE: I AM *JACKED* TO BE IN BA-TAWN ROUGE LOU-EAZY-ANNA. THESE ARE MY PEOPLE SABAN: They’d kill you with rocks HOWARD: [stilted laughter] HERBSTREIT: In theory, if Burger King were to send me coupon in the mail, I would use them MCAFFEE: [climbing chair] HEYYYYYYY-OOOOOOO
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Saints vs Cowboys joint practice August 18th, 2026
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World Cup matches when you’re at work
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Personally I would have left this part out.
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we’re either gonna win 2-3 nattys or everyone’s going to jail. hell, maybe both.
NEWS: LSU has finalized a deal to hire Ed Orgeron on Lane Kiffin’s staff, Orgeron’s agent Tzvi Grossman tells ESPN. Orgeron returns to LSU, which he led to the 2019 national title as head coach. Orgeron has a decades-long relationship with Kiffin.
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The year is 2046. College football has a 64 team playoff. Notre Dame gets an automatic bid if they win 1 regular season game. Every game is played in Atlanta or Dallas. National championship game is the first week of March. Transfer portal is open weekly. Presented by Fan Duel
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Anthony Richardson economy
BREAKING: President Trump on the economy improving: You’ll start to see the results in a year from now.
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First-Ballot Hall of Famer, Drew Brees. 🐐
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Me liking every national media personality's game tape of Tyler Shough
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This is the worst day Oxford has had since the Emancipation Proclamation.
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Injury Update: The New Orleans Pelicans today announced that Zion Williamson has been diagnosed with a grade 1 left hamstring strain. He will be re-evaluated in 7-10 days and further updates will be appropriately provided.
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