Feral pedestrian. I live in a hologram with you. Sorry about the tweets. he/his https://xitter.cf/t.co/QSqafUu7My 🎬, ⚖️, 🛸, 🐇, ♻️, 🏞️

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined February 2008
Libraries are so important. Where else can I do research in the town archives to discover the terrifying history and origins of the paranormal entity that's been haunting my family in our new house?
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when i accidentally close my 55 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire
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did everybody die
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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Me watching Backrooms the first time at the theatre: Wasn't even scary! Me after watching Backrooms for a second time at an office in my school basement:
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Backrooms
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Watching with the newspaper crew
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bubly is like "no calories no sweeteners no flavour no taste no good"
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October themed month
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Me after watching Talk to Me, Bring Her Back, and Leviticus: I finally understand the horror. Never go to rural Australia.
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Finally watched this last night. Really good! Depressing but captivating. More subtle and quiet than I expected. The two leads are incredible. Loved the ending. Not an easy watch but effective queer cinema.
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Useless!!!
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How it started vs how it's going ♥️ @seanorr
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still the MOST relevant tweet ever
I hit someones car im so fucked dude
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Do you know how annoying you have to be to get me to side with an airBnB landlord
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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I was called lazy and stupid all my life, but thanks to my recent ADHD diagnosis, I know that isn't true. Actual lazy and stupid people are lazy and stupid for a special reason that goes beyond the happenstances of their neurology. I just don't get anything done or know anything
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It used to be every viral tweet on here would have replies by OP saying where you could buy the best vibrators
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Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Oh thank goodness Olivia Chow won, now I can enjoy my favourite band, Rush, without remembering Geddy is kind of a reactionary again
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Yes, Rush is my favourite band. Yes, I'm terrible. I am a straight white man at the end of the day contrary to popular belief!
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