“Never throw the first punch. Throw the first two.”

Ohio, USA
Joined July 2009
"Never throw the first punch. Throw the first two."
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Double homicide in Oberlin?!
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His 16 sexual misconduct allegations were also 2nd in the NFL trailing only Deshaun Watson
Harrison Butker’s 15 missed kicks are most in NFL from 2025-26 Justin Tucker’s 16 missed kicks in 2023-24 were tied for second most in NFL
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Idk about yall but if someone is accused of rape dozens of times then it has to mean that person is a rapist.
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THE CRIME LOVING REPUBLICANS ARE OPENING THE BORDERS TO LET CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS INTO THE COUNTRY
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil for the U.S. two days after losing the presidential election to Lula, according to allies cited by Folha de S.Paulo. His flight is expected to land within hours, although his whereabouts remain unconfirmed. The senator allegedly traveled through Argentina after a Supreme Court judge ordered him to surrender his Brazilian and Italian passports. He faces two criminal investigations and will lose his parliamentary immunity in February. Source: Folha de S.Paulo
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Nigga called a sister with ass and thighs fat cause he like women shaped like children
The Philadelphia Eagles having a fat black chick as their “Athletic Coach” is why they’re terrible this year…
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The Philadelphia Eagles' head strength and conditioning coach is Fernando Noriega. The staff member referenced is associate performance coach Autumn Lockwood; the team's 2-5 record stems from injuries and other factors. philadelphiaeagles.com/team/front-off… philadelphiaeagles.com/team/front-off… nfl.com/teams/philadel… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Phil…
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They got nothing! Fucking brain dead.
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Well well well…
Revealing comment from #Steelers LB Elandon Roberts. Noticed on film Saints QB Tyler Shough wasn't making checks himself - HC Kellen Moore relayed them in. So Steelers defense stayed static until < 15 seconds when playcallers can't talk to QB. Two examples of it below. First one, Patrick Queen runs into A-gap w/ 14 seconds and Saints run right into him. (via @deeboandjoe) steelersdepot.com/2026/10/he…
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Briljante comedy door een blanke over ‘the N-word’. Voor een zaal vol zwarten. Dat is ballen hebben. Let op de gezichten in het publiek.
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Sheesh!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Combat Veteran eviscerates right wing racist grifter.
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One of the most misunderstood animals in North America.
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MPJ and PG are both gonna fucking sell smh
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WE GOT A HEAVYWEIGHT TILT IN CAROLINA 💥 Watch Bruins-Canes on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW‼️
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RIP, Sadie!! A Proper Lady!
Today, October 27, is The Day of the Dead for pets 💔 A separate celebration to honor the memory of your pets who have sadly crossed the rainbow bridge 🕊️
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With the Quenton Nelson trade, only two picks from the top-10 of the 2018 @NFL Draft remain on their original teams. Denzel Ward (#4) Josh Allen (#7)
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Wouldnt have minded the upgrade in CLE
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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FLIP HIS FUCKING WHEELCHAIR OFF EL CAPITAN
Also, why do Texans keep electing Greg Abbott? Are y’all being held hostage? Are y’all ok?
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“Mobland” got some elite characters, man. Harry de Souza and Frankie Cooper is some elite shit. Conrad, Maeve, Seraphina, Zosia. They COOKED with the casting for this show.
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