DeFi Educator / Degen

The Sandwichery
Joined August 2020
CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
back in 2023, someone lost their life savings in the Euler Finance hack. they sent the hacker an onchain message begging for their money back. the next day, the hacker sent them 100 ETH, that's more than they originally lost. the victim later returned 12 ETH of the excess to Euler. crypto is a wild place.
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
Migrated our $frxUSD / $SANWCH pool to the new @aeroxyz Get er done before lunch.!!!
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
5.9M S burned! 🔥 As previously communicated, unclaimed tokens from the Sonic airdrop were scheduled to be burned. On October 15, the burn was triggered permissionlessly onchain, permanently removing 5.9M S from circulation. Transaction hashes: sonicscan.org/tx/0xf2c8634f7… sonicscan.org/tx/0x4b335d2f4…
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
I hate this so much. The top Google result (an ad) leads to a well-made scam version of @safe. Given how often legitimate crypto projects get suspended from ad programs, fkn @Google still happily sells its top spot to scammers after all these years.
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
PSA the ledger incident isn't limited to Asia This is a device purchased in store from an official reseller in Europe (a legitimate device doesn't have any of these cables as can be seen in picture 2) This even seems to be an old version of the 'spy implant' even though the device was purchased a couple of weeks ago. The newer versions usually hide the implant by the screen so it's easier to miss What's interesting is that this compromised ledger never transfered funds to an exploiter. Either the device didn't work or they were waiting for a more widespread usage of the comprised devices? If you own a ledger that didn't directly come from the ledger online store make sure to not just rely on the software genuinely check by ledger but to actually open up the ledger yourself to make sure its original, again there are reported cases in Asia, south America and now Europe as well. @MagicalTux made some useful videos on how to open the ledger and what to look for.
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
Looping LST/WETH drives a huge amount of TVL to DeFis biggest protocols It was also one of the main pushbacks in the issuance debate Now imagine we have liquidation free looping available with a yield source that is driven by synthetic assets collateralised by ETH
Replying to @robpolaris
you can only borrow ETH against fpETH right?
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
The Altruists was produced by Michelle and Barak Obama SBF publicly donated $39.8 million to Democratic candidates and aligned outside groups during the 2021–2022 election cycle The framing of the movie as some love story and to make SBF look more innocent is even more calculated than I initially realized. Always follow the money
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
Incredible There is a future when every person in DeFi has a fpETH position working for them in the background Whether you want to hold ETH or not, you just buy some fpETH, borrow 100% of its value and go on your way You still collect the yield driven from defi activity
a testnet user DMed us thinking there was a bug, cause his max borrow capacity kept growing daily, even though he had already borrowed the max against his fpETH. then the intern explained to him with a smile on his face that there was no bug. max out a loan somewhere else and you're one bad candle away from liquidation. max out a loan on fpETH and the next day you have more room than before. fpETH is the pETH floor, and the floor can only go up. you can borrow 100% of it in ETH and never get liquidated. so there's a bit more ETH to borrow every day.
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
oh my god this is worse than we thought here's @Ledger $86M exploits explained > cryptobilis was a reputable and authorized Ledger/Trezor/OneKey dealer for over 4 years > they decided to sell the company to a Chinese guy (most likely patsy for DPRK) from northern China in MARCH 2026 > the "Chinese guy" modded the devices within the supply chain itself (physical), namely Nano X devices, to contain an implant module > ledger validity/genuineness check CANNOT detect this because hw wasn't actually tampered with, just spied on > quoting @MagicalTux: " implant just monitors what's shown on the screen, will take note of the seed as it's shown to you, then transmits it to 3rd party" > former owner chimes in on X (pic below) to say that "they were under a NDA" to not mention anything to anyone for 6 months > they obviously didn't alert any of their partners that they were authorized to sell devices of... because NDA, duh!! its in the name! > conveniently, funds start getting siphoned a few weeks before this magical NDA due date, and being laundered across all blockchains
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
So.. the Sandwich God didnt get enough worship and the templfun closed down. $SANWCH will continue to be tradable on @aeroxyz vs $frxUSD of @fraxfinance We will continue to burn the fees from @virtuals_io And see if there any other integration comes up
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
Security Update: We are responding to a security incident affecting part of our infrastructure. At this time, we have identified no immediate threat to MetaMask wallets. As a precaution, we are proactively exiting affected validators within our non-custodial staking operations, in coordination with clients, partners and security advisors. We’ll share further updates as appropriate. metamask.io/news/user-update…
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
Another Sandwich God Meme contest is live Find anyone's funny crypto tweet Submit it to the contest Win $SANWCH tokens 🥪🙏➡️templ.fun/templ-of-sandwich
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Of course the market is like sex Anon. You go to play a game of uppy/downy and you decide that you're gonna shuck the duck, so you do the Konami Code until someone says quack quack and then either you close in profit or your duck got shucked &➕ goosed and you never see 💰 again
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
yBOLD and sBOLD are the highest yielding stablecoins over the last 30 days 10% + APR paid in BOLD. 🔵 Exposure only to Liquity V2 - no rehypothecation 🔵 ALWAYS redeemable link to deposit 👇
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
Since @Trueo_ released the User Created Prediction Markets product, one thing has become abundantly clear: Users come up with brilliant market ideas. If there was ever any doubt about the viability of permissionless creation, our app completely put those doubts to rest. Users not only come up with some superb market ideas, but they also do so in a timely fashion. There have already been numerous instances when I’ve learned about a new development or piece of news through Trueo before encountering it on social media because I saw a market about it created on our app! That’s the epitome of “News Through Markets” But that doesn’t mean more can’t be done to empower users in their creation journeys. - Generating more context aware rules for users - Enabling better sub-market and grouping/linking functionalities - improving liquidity across the app All of those things, if executed well, can come together to make crowd sourced creation significantly more efficient and powerful than any dedicated curation team. This is a 2026 phenomenon, only possible as a result of all the advancements in AI and Crypto over the years. I can go on all day about this. There’s really something magical happening here. It’s easy to find reasons to be unimpressed, but upon closer inspection you’ll notice there’s a real diamond in the rough here. A spark that can and will change the way information is aggregated in the future. Long Live Trueo. Long live.
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
5 Arguments For/Against A Coming Crypto Bull Market ... Against: 1) AI continues to suck up all the capital/excitement/etc 2) Long-anticipated rate cuts look unlikely due to intransigence from rest of Fed board 3) $MSTR / Saylor stuff as negative weight on price 4) Quantum threat as bearish variable 5) All the good catalysts we'd been looking forward to for years already happened and price is still in goblintown For: 1) US government clearly wants to pump crypto + proliferate stablecoin adoption, as each help US deal with its sovereign debt bubble (via tax revenues and artificial US Treasury demand, respectively) 2) Stocks look to keep surging higher and higher, which is net positive for crypto 3) The threat of inflation looks minimal 4) Cyclicality would indicate we're due for a leg up now that all the 10/10 effects have washed through the market 5) (most importantly) Crypto is so tiny right now as an asset class that it will not take much in terms of capital inflows to push prices way higher ... What do we think lads?!?
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
I am bullish on Robinhood’s chain and what it means for Ethereum’s role in scaling the onchain economy. However, seems a lot folks are passing around bad stats to lure folks into the rug factory there atm. Happens for most new chains — be wary. 🫡
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
5 Ways To Improve Your Experience On Twitter/X ... 1) Ignore toxicity and negativity 2) If you feel like you're tweeting into the void, try commenting more and tweeting less 3) DM people you look up to or who you think are doing interesting things 4) Click 'Not interested in this' on things you don't want to see 5) Cultivate a mindset of abundance and realize the primary function of the app is building friendships... if you view it like that you're way more likely to have a good experience...
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CΞAZOR.eth mak'n 🥪s 🦇🔊 retweeted
RISE is processing transactions faster than every major chain in this comparison. Since early June, transaction activity has accelerated sharply, pushing RISE past 1.1B cumulative transactions, well ahead of Base and Polygon.
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