Rackmanesque landlord and complete tosspot. NOT the comedy genius creator of Brass Eye, The Day Today.....infact not a genius in any shape or form.
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Chris Morris retweeted
But I thought you said they had "no chance" of qualifying for Tokyo 2020 when you cut the funding? Like that was *exactly* why you cut the funding wasn't it? Because you *knew* they had no chance. Wow, so maybe the much vaunted system isn't always right eh? #whoknew 🤔
🏀 Confirmation that GB women's basketball team are one of 5⃣ sports to benefit from a funding boost to support their Tokyo 2020 qualification campaigns.
Find out more about the extra investment here ⤵️
uksport.gov.uk/news/2019/12/…
Chris Morris retweeted
.@gbbasketball finishing 4th at @EuroBasketWomen is the single most impressive team performance by British women in any sport this summer. Nothing that has or will happen could top it. It's not actually even that close when you compare the challenges faced
EuroBasket Women: GB edge Hungary to reach semi-finals - bbc.co.uk/sport/basketball/4…
Ovie Soko's Instagram Fan Site is up and running. Search for Oviesoko00 for Information about where and when you can see him play for GB in August. #LoveIsland
Want to see @OvieSoko in the flesh and in action for GB BASKETBALL? Come to Manchester on 10/8 for GB v Luxembourg and 17/8 v Kosovo. Get up close and personal courtside. Tickets on sale now #LoveIsland
Chris Morris retweeted
Dear @theresa_may,
🇪🇺 I’m not tired.
🇪🇺 I want to vote in the EU elections.
🇪🇺 I want a second referendum.
🇪🇺I want you to stop putting self above country.
🇪🇺 And I never, ever want to hear you again pretending you side with me. You’ve stuffed us.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-4…
Chris Morris retweeted
I’ve signed this petition to revoke A50 and deal with the consequences afterwards - referendum, election, whatever. I have no idea whether these things do any good but after May’s astonishingly irresponsible speech this evening I’ll give anything a go. petition.parliament.uk/petit…
Chris Morris retweeted
Chuka’s plea for Corbyn to ‘call off the dogs’ is not only an insult to Labour members but also perpetuates the slur that we are a ‘cult’, rather than engaged citizens who believe in accountability and party democracy.
BBC 6Music: Keep Radcliffe and Maconie on 6 Music afternoons #SaveRadMac change.org/p/bbc-6music-keep… via @UKChange
Thanks to brilliant comedy hero @simonday24 for his fantastic Laugharne performance under difficult circumstances. Bought his poetry book too.
Finbarr Saunder's cricket team would include Bumrah, Dickwella, De Kock, Willey and Ramdin and would play at Lord's, groundsman Mike Hunt.
'The Grate Drain Knobbery'..... Man remanded in custody for 'having sex with a drain' eveningtimes.co.uk/news/inot…
Chris Morris retweeted
@KellyannePolls: "Alternative facts"? "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final command." -Orwell – at Hammersmith, London
