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I'm an engineer who enjoys finding new ways to break things. 2022 Ratings: ⭐️★★★★ Speller ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Parent ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Crappy Tweeter

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Joined March 2007
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Our team has updated the @Ford app to work with Apple iPhone Duo. Looks great! especially the open view. If you have the Duo, update the app and let me know what you think.
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I started a YT channel to help explain AI and other concepts to busy working professionals. My first video explains the basics of how an LLM works in terms of token prediction, with visual metaphors and no math. Maybe it can help someone you know? youtube.com/watch?v=JrVZvT0x…
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I think the only thing worse than tipping culture is begging for Google reviews culture.
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Heads up! The Melbourne WSR-88D weather radar (KMLB) will be out of service for approximately 16-18 days for radome panel replacement. During the downtime, surrounding radars including Tampa (KTBW), Jacksonville (KJAX), and Miami (KAMX) will provide backup coverage.
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Just like everybody thought 😤
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... Later Today -- The people who bought the cheapest "Eclipse safe viewing glasses" on Amazon ... #Eclipse2024
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Every hurricane season I wish @X and @facebook had a way for timely stories to decay or update when newer information is available. The algorithms favor older content with more interactions. If a new track is posted, the old one should disappear or point to updated version. 🙏
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I keep clicking on the new Twitter logo, and it keeps closing my browser, and I cannot figure out why.
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Unpopular opinion: Having children sounds terrifying. As if I’d lose myself, my relationship, and my career. Yet everyone seems to do it. Are you all happy? Happy mostly when they’re older and you have people to come home for Thanksgiving? I wish people would honestly reply
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I'll buy the #AppleVisionPro if someone builds an app that lets you play suspenseful music when ever you make eye contact with your pet.
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Hey @GameStop your Florida mall store just told me I can’t purchase from there without giving an email or phone number and I was paying with cash — is this true?
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A guilty pleasure of mine is cart abandonment on subscription service checkout flows just to see how desperate their drip campaigns get. Just hit a new record. 20%->95% off in only 5 days.
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Happy 4:45am Emergency Broadcast test alert to all who celebrate! #Florida
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"All parties we are scrubbing operations for today.... Thanks for playing.." -- @relativityspace
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"Google’s docs aren’t wrong. They’re almost right, which is worse." - @ShitDanWouldSay 💯💯💯
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Nothing more depressing then when you get a domain expiration notice for an idea you had but never got around to building. :(
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Me watching the grill op make my bacon extra crispy
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Kids: “hey siri, how many kids does Tom Brady have” Siri: “Now playing kids holiday music on Apple music…” … yup, I agree, AI is terrifying …
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.. opens Apple Music Apple Music: "Hey, do you remember what you were listening to when you close me last?" Me: "yes?" Apple Music: "Oh thank god, because I sure don't. Here, I'll play a random song to celebrate."
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This may be unpopular opinion, but, I _HATE_ technical documentation that is trying to be cutesy with emoji and pop culture references. I'm trying to fix a bug. Using "DVader" / "Luke" vs "parent" / "child" in your data examples is not helpful or appreciated right now.
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