SummerSmash retweeted
someone turned $186 in a memecoin into $4M, then rolled by the crowd in a convertible while everyone recorded
behind every pnl card like that is a wallet stacked with zeros nobody ever sees 😭
SummerSmash retweeted
THIS SHOULD BE F**KING ILLEGAL
I GAVE GROK $55 AND 3 FREE REPOS BEFORE BED. IT PICKED, BOUGHT AND SOLD 114 TIMES. I SLEPT 10 HOURS AND MADE $1,724.
At 04:35 I was deep asleep. That’s when Grok saw a coin pumping +240% in 5 minutes and bought $28.92 of it.
3 minutes later it sold. +$45.74.
I found out at breakfast.
All night it ran with 0 manual clicks.
GROKSCAN runs on toasteragent. Grok from xAI picks the best new coins on pump.fun.
SNIPER runs on Chainstack’s pump.fun bot, 928 stars. It catches the new mint with no third-party APIs.
EVAL runs on agentinu. AI scores the risk, 5/10 on that one, before anything moves.
MONITOR sets take profit and stop automatically. SWAP fires the auto-sell.
What I like most is that 4 out of 5 agents agreeing isn’t enough. It waits for 5/5.
5 years of trading taught me the worst trades happen at 4am, tired and greedy. The bot is neither.
22:00: $55. 04:45: $447. 08:00: $1,779.
Best +$396.18. Worst -$58.80. 81% win rate across 12 coins.
Keep a tenth of this pace and $55 makes $172 a night.
The stack:
github.com/toasteragent/toas…
github.com/tow3web3/agentinu
github.com/chainstacklabs/pu…
All free. Save this before bed.
SummerSmash retweeted
EVERYONE SAYS $20 WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE
I GAVE IT TO GROK BOT. IT BECAME $2,361.75
118.09×. no second deposit
one message:
“you get twenty bucks. grow it. I'm not adding more.”
the first buy was $8
not $800. eight dollars
I added a Compounder with three rules:
every buy uses 40% of free cash
max 2 positions open
every realised win goes back into the next entry
so the ticket grows with the balance
$20 available? an $8 buy
$200 available? an $80 buy
$2,000 available? an $800 buy
the percentage doesn't change. the dollars do
but it doesn't just keep buying and pray
at 2×, half gets sold — the original entry money comes back before fees
the rest runs with a 10% trailing stop
if it never reaches 2×, the hard stop is -8%
no adding to losers
no borrowing
no “deposit another $100 to recover”
I didn't pick a bigger size because I felt confident
I didn't cut the next size because the last trade scared me
the Compounder recalculated it every time
$20 → $2,361.75
I spent longer thinking twenty dollars wasn't enough than writing the instruction
how much would you start with?
send this to the friend who's still waiting to “have enough money first”
illustrative build, numbers simulated




















