Being tied with a leather belt to my friend’s wife wasn’t exactly what I had planned entering this month, but…well, that’s @XWF1999 for ya!
A tip for both rookies and vets - just because YOU never heard of a wrestler, doesn’t mean NO ONE has heard of that wrestler. Don’t assume you know everyone in this business. You have blind spots.
MHMD PROUDLY PRESENTS: DEATHMATCH IS ART (RESULTS)
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
So happy I’m in the UK for Deathmatch Is Art on this particular day. Seeing the Brits watch the Ryder Cup, yell about how America sucks when the president walks out, and just being like “…yeah”. Much better than being surrounded by racist chucklefucks.
How close is the nearest Greggs? I wanna put this dude through a display shelf.
Replying to @CenturionBack
@CenturionBack wanted an old school brawl and he got it with @BuzzsawBass. While the other matches on the card promise violence, this match displays the true reality and grit only a couple of roughneck veterans can offer.
Asked the @XWF1999 records keeper if I should refer to myself as a 7 time Xtreme Champ, or a one time Champ. His response?
“I don’t know. We never had to deal with this situation before.”
So, I suppose it’s both?
Buddy, you’re going to need a hell of a lot more than just size.
Replying to @CenturionBack
I highly doubt you're capable of visiting that kind of punishment on me. I'm 6'9, 355 lbs of power and ruthlessness. You're not walking out of that ring under your own power.
Might fuck around and win a title, no big deal.
Night 2...the British were stealing points from Greeks...
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Hey, at least I’ll still be able to eat solid food, something I can’t promise you’ll be able to do when we’re done.
Replying to @CenturionBack
Oh, you can bet on that. How very unfortunate that you were the one chosen to face me in this kind of environment. Be sure to let us know what hospital food in the UK is like. I'll see you soon.
Time to test the limits of the British health care system.
LIVE FROM THE LEGENDARY OMNES NIGHT CLUB IN MANCHESTER, ENGLAND ON FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 26TH
"DEATHMATCH IS ART" (CARD)
SUBJECT TO CHANGE (ONE MATCH YET TO BE CONFIRMED)
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
Touchdown in Miami. Too bad the Dolphins can’t say the same. Playing some golf and catching some rays before @XWF1999 Relentless! We’re so back.








