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Just a Canadian gurl living in the UK 🇨🇦➡️🇬🇧 I love Tea 🍵 (Green Tea), Plants 🪴 Books 📚and Fortnite 👾

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Joined January 2025
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Private account @TeaAfterrDark only few will pass the vibe check
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Never forget that there are still people who are walking around thinking that this isn’t the stupidest administration in American history.
BREAKING: Trump has offered UFC President Dana White the role of White House Press Secretary
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You Americans really show how stupid you are about other countries’ politics. If you had actually taken the time to educate and learn anything but your own stupid country, you wouldn’t ask such brain-dead questions.
Replying to @CertainTeaa
Doesn't explain why you voted for central bankers who are quick to sell off your country's infrastructure, and is now also beefing up national defense purely to enrich themselves, no matter what you tell yourself. You are pro-privatization, pro-militarization conservative.
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I'm sorry but Chloe's song was not this good. Sabrina is also not dressed like Cindy Lou singing about riding Santa all night behind Mrs claus back. Like can we be for real?😭
OHHHH BUT WHEN THE QUIRKY BLACK GIRL DOES IT ITS A PROBLEM
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hablaría de esto en mi carta de suicidio
This is the shit I’m having to deal with trying to find this fucking token
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What do you have against donkeys? What did donkeys ever do to you 😒
Your logo is an: 1) Ass 2) with holes in it Assholes. That’s your actual logo.
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I don't care how corny you think people are calling them a condom skin, they're right. The token is wasted on a person like this
OMFG I GOT PIRATE SHOP AGAIN AFTER ONLY 200 CHESTS 😭😭😭
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Can we not… I haven’t even been here for a year yet…
🚨 NEW: The Government's "Black Sky" contingency plans for a national water or power blackout - Around 100 BBC staff would be deployed to run an emergency RM radio studio stocked with enough food, water and fuel to keep it running for 3 days - The BBC would broadcast pre-written Government scripts through the studio, including how to ration water, what to do if toilets stop working and which food to eat first (see scripts below) - Radio masts would switch to diesel generators to keep broadcasts going for up to 72 hours without electricity - BBC teams would use satellite phones to stay in contact, with agreed meeting points and backup arrangements if those phones stop working - They would also report from emergency centres across the UK using satellite-equipped BBC vehicles to help keep information flowing to the public - Emergency services would have alternative ways to communicate if mobile phone networks stopped working - The Government is putting £70m towards aircraft that could restore mobile phone and internet coverage across the UK for over a week
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Everyone I meet is a reform person…. The only policy they know is that immigrants are bad (but not all of them I still like my curry). Also, they’re severely uneducated, and it hurts. 😭
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Replying to @RupertLowe10
Cat check: Lowe previously complained that it was too hard for people from India to get visas to work in the UK
'Free movement' is a false premise. If you're from Australia, India, Canada etc then getting a visa is virtually impossible. But zero questions if you're from the EU. Let's have a system that's fair for everyone, regardless of where you are from. thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/…
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the fuck do you mean creature
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People will look at this and still tell you that you can’t afford a mortgage because you buy a coffee on the way to work
The cost of living in the U.S. (1938)
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Mulher: “aborto devia ser legal” Homens: “se não quer ter filhos é só fechar as pernas” Mulher: “vou fechar as pernas” Homens:
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A pessoa fala que tem medo de fazer penetração porque tem pavor da possibilidade de engravidar e acha que tá tudo bem
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“Do you support abortion” Yes “Would you think it would be okay if your mom aborted you” I wouldn’t even know bitch get a grip
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Imagine seeing a man from the Epstein files with a girl this young and your takeaway is "she's a gold digger." So pathetic.
FLAVIO BRIATORE IS OUT HERE WITH A WOMAN YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDDAUGHTER. BRO IS 76 AND STILL DATING LIKE HE'S 22. LET'S BE FUCKING HONEST. IF HE WAS BROKE, WOULD SHE EVEN LOOK HIS WAY? MONEY REALLY IS THE ULTIMATE FUCKING BEAUTY FILTER.
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This image has been altered by AI. Original: news.com.au/sport/motorspo…
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Our military has been drastically underfunded since roughly 1994 so like funding it is actually very important if you at all care about your own nations safety.
Yeah carney. I’m done with you This budget has nothing in it to improve the very things I was looking for and you’re spending insane amounts on the military
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We're being told that we might not have enough gas to keep the power on throughout winter and we might face blackouts when all we have to do is turn the fucking data centres off?
🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK’s gas use is set to surge by 40% year on year driven by data centre demand
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Insane soft launching
🚨 NEW: The Government's "Black Sky" contingency plans for a national water or power blackout - Around 100 BBC staff would be deployed to run an emergency RM radio studio stocked with enough food, water and fuel to keep it running for 3 days - The BBC would broadcast pre-written Government scripts through the studio, including how to ration water, what to do if toilets stop working and which food to eat first (see scripts below) - Radio masts would switch to diesel generators to keep broadcasts going for up to 72 hours without electricity - BBC teams would use satellite phones to stay in contact, with agreed meeting points and backup arrangements if those phones stop working - They would also report from emergency centres across the UK using satellite-equipped BBC vehicles to help keep information flowing to the public - Emergency services would have alternative ways to communicate if mobile phone networks stopped working - The Government is putting £70m towards aircraft that could restore mobile phone and internet coverage across the UK for over a week
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Huh?????
Anyone else in the U.K. not ready for the blackouts? Cause we haven’t prepared shit. I have like 3 big power banks charged and a billion LED rechargeable lights but that’s about it.
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i think this is why the americans aren’t loving it it’s just so british christmas song coded. “it’s not christmassy!” americans wouldn’t know good christmas music because their only reference point is mariah carey
this is so britpop that’s actually my queen of england
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