Mike

Mac (@RMcElhenney) finally had a catch with @phillies legend Chase Utley! #RingTheBell @alwayssunny!

I just realized Aunt Rachel from Family Matters was on @GreysABC last night!

✌️out, Russell Brand.

People will steal the @RideIndego and spray paint em. I know they don’t care but those bikes are so indistinguishably unique that they’re not fooling anyone.

Cruel Intentions had one amazing soundtrack.

Freedom Fuel doesn’t exist anymore. Like thru legitimately took down the signs already. If that doesn’t prove the entire thing was a political stunt, nothing will.

It’s ironic that many republicans are now clutching the American flag and praying to their G-d, normally Jesus, and claiming America will falter now. But when democrats lose aka Republicans win, “it’s G-d’s will” and yadda yadda yadda. So apparently this isn’t G-d’s will?

Damn, I was really looking forward to not actually receiving my $5,000 check.

I guess having a great ass won’t get you into the Senate.

I did not vote straight democrat today. And I’m okay with that.

I’m so popular.

I will definitely not be making it to the end of this game. I’m exhausted #FlyEaglesFly

So I’m 99% sure I watched “I Play Rocky” film in the Italian Market. I already wanted to see it but now I definitely have to see it.

Michael Clay - what’s up with our special teams lately?! #FlyEaglesFly

What every non-Cowboys fan loves to see. A pissed off Jerry Jones. #dallascowboys #riseupredsea

McClain didn’t pull up. Obiri kept checking too much. But damn.

What a finish for the women! What a final kick. #NYCMarathon

I will run the @nycmarathon one day!

Why isn’t Pearl Jam playing one last show at Neshaminy Mall? I thought that’s how they close venues that shut their doors for good on Halloween.

Birthday is next week and because I have zero space on my phone, I almost forgot to get at least one Starbucks item before tomorrow!

What the hell is this, @shop?! I’m not even a Patriots fan but this is in such bad taste. #nfl #NEPats