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Chainsurfr

@ChainSurfr

Threw $100 into everything… reporting back 🐸

 Las Vegas, NV
Joined March 2021
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Proof that something can be rock and plastic at the same time 🤘🏽 😆
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Welp, gg fellas
Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru11h
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "buy."
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Happy Halloween from everyone who bought the October top 🎃 No costume needed. We just show people our portfolio.
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Elon didn't even need words. Two emojis. 1.5M views. CZ felt that one in the SAFU fund 😂 nitter.gq/elonmusk/status/211603…
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk20h
Replying to @cz_binance
🔥😂
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Crypto: suffers the largest hack ever, ~$5B gone Google: "hold my capex" -12% and $500B erased in one session One of these needed Tornado Cash. The other just needed a spreadsheet. TradFi really said amateurs 😂
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P.S. 🖖
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Billions just walked out of Binance hot wallets. CZ says it looks like a hack. Says user funds are safe and losses get covered. Tether + Circle already froze $1B+ in stables. And $BTC only dipped to $78.5k 👀 Back in the day a hack this size meant a 10-20% candle. October never misses
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They named it $PATIENCE for a reason… Two market sells 17 minutes apart Thin pools This isn't the first red candle since March 2024 Won't be the last No promises. Not advice. Just toads who study the lore 🫡 #toadgang #FTTB
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What actually happened to $TOBY and $PATIENCE this morning… No rumors. Just the tape. Quick breakdown 🧵👇
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$PATIENCE 7:40 AM PT: a single ~$43K sell from a different wallet Same ~95% wick, now ~$0.85 24h: about -78% Mcap ~$1.4M
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Bigger picture… BTC and ETH both green today Base meme sector roughly flat So this was token-specific, not the market No word from @toadgod1017 yet Anyone claiming to know, ask for the tx 🐸 #toadgang
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The NYSE wants 24/7 perps on Hyperliquid. Druckenmiller's an investor. @Elon says "Interesting." $HYPE +17% on the day 👀
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Results are in… You: 50% Google, 50% both dump, 0% Microsoft. Market: $GOOGL down ~8% after hours, $MSFT up ~4%. Nobody picked the winner 🫡
Chainsurfr (@ChainSurfr) profile pictureChainsurfr
@ChainSurfrOct 27
Here we go… $GOOGL is 22% off its all-time high. $MSFT is only 5% off and just passed Google back in market cap. Both report tomorrow after the bell. Which one gets bought Thursday morning? I’m in $btc
50%Google
0%Microsoft
0%Both rip
50%Both dump
6 votes • Final results
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Fed day… 2pm ET decision. Then $GOOGL and $MSFT report after the close. Whole market's mood swing packed into one afternoon. $BTC sitting at $80.5k going in 👀
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Here we go… $GOOGL is 22% off its all-time high. $MSFT is only 5% off and just passed Google back in market cap. Both report tomorrow after the bell. Which one gets bought Thursday morning? I’m in $btc
50%Google
0%Microsoft
0%Both rip
50%Both dump
6 votes • Final results
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Wait… Hayes says he dumped it all. Murad says >99% of this cycle's millionaires will be people who never trade. $BTC sitting right at $80k like nothing happened. Spot bags, no leverage, no fear for me. Which camp you in?
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What kind of bot can I get to allow trades to execute like this?
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What is happening right now should be documented
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