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Evan

@ChanceofEvan

I put the fart in artsy fartsy. post are not endorsements of retweets.

Joined August 2011
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Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021)
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I really need @ohmaryplay to announce an American Girl Doll Collab on April 1.
Sad Patron (@SeeingMount) profile pictureSad Patron
@SeeingMountNov 6
First look at the American Girl Hunger Games Collector Katniss Everdeen Doll Price: $225
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Not to get too deep but this is absolutely how you should love and look back on all versions of you
kitchie na doll ꩜ (@ladyveng3ance) profile picturekitchie na doll ꩜@ladyveng3anceNov 5
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
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Taps the sign
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@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Nobody proposed reforming the Gestapo because nobody was dumb enough to think that would work. Abolish ICE. That’s what we voted for.
House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Asking for book recs when you can’t even read a chart is the height of comedy.
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Sean@SeanDaBlackNov 6
The Dems have thrown similar majorities before and will squander this one if you let them. They shouldn't have a moment of peace.
House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Chuck Schumer did a poor job governing under Biden and should really be removed. His whole approach is to build massive bills to satisfy different little parts of the Dem coalition instead of crafting simple legislation that broadly benefits Americans.
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I think Dems need to start framing it not as "retaliation" but as like, anti-corruption or something. Because this administration is just unspeakably, comically, corrupt.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Nov 5
C-SPAN: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) on Democrats winning the Senate "I do hope that the Democrats don't view this as a mandate to retaliate... I hope that the Democrats look at this and say, this is opportunity to lead to find solutions. And if we're going to find solutions, they have to be for the country. They can't just be for our party."
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easiest marry fuck kill ever actually
ray (@styledinred) profile pictureray
@styledinredNov 5
Who will you: F*ck, Marry & Kill?
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-Jefferies endorsed 5 candidates in the midterms, 2 won. -Chuck Schumer endorsed 2 (Janet Mills, Haley Stevens) both lost, one nuked her career on camera.
imreallyimportant (@imreallyimprtnt) profile pictureimreallyimportant
@imreallyimprtntNov 5
Chuck Schumer will be the Majority Leader. Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of the House. Anyone crying about this is not a serious person. Both men did a phenomenal job recruiting candidates, supporting them, and ultimately delivering one of the best midterms wins ever.
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This is like that video of those gays watching the Valentina vs Nina Bonina Brown lip-sync to Greedy.
Emmanuel ZP (@EmZkPr) profile pictureEmmanuel ZP
@EmZkPrNov 4
Los fachos viendo que Texas se pintó de azul con el triunfo de los Demócratas. PD. Texas no tenía un representante Demócrata en el Senado desde 1988. #EleccionesEEUU #USElections
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You can’t lead the opposition party while being bankrolled by the opposition. This should not be a controversial take.
Sludge (@Sludge) profile pictureSludge
@SludgeNov 4
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
The Money Behind Hakeem Jeffries

The Money Behind Hakeem Jeffries

Executives at Anduril and Palantir, crypto industry advocates, and investors giving through AIPAC helped fund the Democratic leader preparing to become speaker.

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🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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Deeply unserious.
Evan Scrimshaw (@EScrimshaw) profile pictureEvan Scrimshaw@EScrimshawNov 5
The Hakeem Jeffries discourse is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen The guy who led the party to 45 gains gets to be Speaker, I’m really not sure what world some people are living in
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It’s my duty as a historian to remind you that one of Obama’s biggest blunders was not prosecuting any members of the Bush/Cheney administration or the Wall Street crowd behind the 2008 crash, granting impunity to war criminals, torturers, and white collar criminals. Let’s not repeat history.
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libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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if your takeaway from the last 24 hours is “americans want to reach across the aisle” you are wholly and completely unfit to represent the democratic party the message america sent last night was that they are DONE with this iteration of the republican party, full stop
Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) profile picturePatrick Svitek
@PatrickSvitekNov 4
Hakeem Jeffries: “This is not a partisan moment. This is a patriotic moment. This is not a blue moment or a red moment. It’s a red, white and blue moment because American has won tonight."
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@thesnlnetworkNov 3
Grace Reiter's first #SNL headshot! 📸: Mary Ellen Matthews/NBC
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