Channel11News

Cleveland Browns rookie QB Johnny Manziel announces he'll change his last name to "Redskins." Should take some pressure off of him.

Our 11PM telecast is starting late tonight because of an office birthday.

At lunchtime today we'll show you 17 pairs of performance jorts, perfect for raking, grilling out and discreet self-pleasure.

What if Kurt Cobain had a twin we never knew about? He did. We'll meet Lyle Cobain tonight at 11 and hear him cover "Lithium" on banjo.

Thinking of Creedence Clearwater Revival's ode to Chicago & St. Patrick's Day. #blessed

Tonight: Now this is Big East basketball. You can have your Derrick Coleman and Patrick Ewings.

Are you going to let DirectTV employees physically go through the Weather Channel offices and go to the bathroom where ever they like?

Meet the Vermont jam band that's been playing "Shakedown Street" continuously since August of 1987.

FACT: Dennis Rodman watched Al Pacino's "Scent of a Woman" speech 184 times on his flight to North Korea.

Tonight at 11: Meet the principal from Shakopee who won't cancel school and insists on holding outdoor recess.

Chippewa Falls, Eau Claire, Cadott, Rice Lake & Osseo schools will all be closed tomorrow. The city swimming pools will open at 9AM.

Tonight at 9PM: An Imagine Dragons Christmas, Part 1 ...with special guests Owl City and Imagination Movers.

In Sports: 51-min interview with Tony Gonzalez tonight on his career and his retirement. Coming ASAP.

Hardee's names Brooks & Dunn creative directors after Joe Diffie steps down. B & D "Have vision to take our sandwiches into the future."

Are Eva and Tony your Kim and Thurston? If so, we want to hear from you!

Next on Celebrity Hoarders: Jason Patric going broke because he refuses to stop buying novelty washcloths.

Next on Celebrity Hoarders: Dave Mustaine slowly recovers from injuries suffered due to avalanche of precious Hummel figurines.

Government keeps trying to trick me. But I've been on to every single one of the last 14 false flags they've pulled off in the last 6 months

You have to be an egotistical dipfuck to believe that your lifetime and specifically the recent past is filled with false flags.