THE WOMEN'S USA HOCKEY TEAM DECLINED TRUMPS INVITATION! I REPEAT, THE WOMEN'S USA HOCKEY TEAM DECLINED TRUMPS INVITATION! REJOICE! ❤️🏅

The Leafs were never gonna win last night. The Hunter Moon was high in the night sky and Cooley is a meatsuit for the Devil who is most certainly Tito the bunny. The Flames represent Hell. 🔥

GO LEAFS GO! Oh, and FREE PALESTINE. 🇵🇸❤️

I am still thinking about last night's Leafs game, but I think the best thing to come out of it was this photo. I'll be using this one for years to come. 😔👌🏻

I've never seen chances like this. 🫪

I'm sorry but this Leafs team IS different, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Nylander scoring on the powerplay.

Help, I've fallen in love with the Toronto Maple Leafs and I can't get up. Me:

GIVE STOLARZ HIS FLOWERS! 💐✨

I'm not gonna lie chat, I haven't taken a breath yet. This game is leaving me breathless.

Predictions for tonight's game: ✨ 10 goals from Nylander ✨3 assists and 4 goals from Matthews ✨ Blueger double HATTY ✨ 0 goals from McDavid ✨ Two game suspension for Kadri 🍎 1 apple from Tucker Tavares

"Hellebuyck traded to-" Social Media Manager: Say less. ✋🏻

I cheered for the Senators one time, ONE TIME and now my phone is like, oh, you like the Sens huh? 😏 NO BITCH. GET TF OUTTA HERE.

THE LEAFS HAVE THE PASSION! They actually are obsessed with each other. Look at them, so cute! ⬇️🥹

NICK PAUL SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THE HEARTBREAKER WIN! LEAFS ARE GEEKING RIGHT NOW.

I'm so sorry but trading Knies, whom I adore, for Marchenko was worth it. 🙂‍↕️

Please, he is so funny. I am so tired of these lame ass monotonous interviews. Sometimes I really crave a hot goss sesh between a player with a personality and the media. Let's have fun!

Going to the Canadian Tire Centre is the f*cking bane of my existence. It’s literally like the Fellowship trekking through Middle Earth, but I would do it TEN times over just to see Sens fans tell Brady Tkachuk he eats crayons.

"You Eat Crayons" was the funniest chant I have EVER heard. Sens fans, we're definitely friends tonight. 🤝🏻

Guys, I think the Leafs are... nevermind, I won't jinx it.