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crying in the middle of the atlanta airport like she was my own dog ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ
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Lovely old dog. You changed my life biscuit. Iโ€™m glad I was there for you. Love you, fat brown boar ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ
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Lovely old dog. You changed my life biscuit. Iโ€™m glad I was there for you. Love you, fat brown boar ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ๐ŸคŽ
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Americansโ€™ alcohol consumption falls to its lowest level since 1939, per Gallup.
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Thinking of #BeautifulBiscuit. Run free over the bridge ๐ŸŒˆโค๏ธ
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She was also the best dog. She brought up two little dogs. She brought up a human, really. She learned patience. She was the gentle old boss dog with, tbf, terrifying teeth when needed.
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the very best girl ๐Ÿฅน
Biscuit transformed my life! My first dog. Being greeted by SO MUCH LOVE every day got me out of a loveless marriage, and for 2 years it was really me and B as the adults, lone parenting a 5yo human. 100 hour weeks? Biscuit was there. Life stress? Biscuit was there. The best dog.
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Biscuit transformed my life! My first dog. Being greeted by SO MUCH LOVE every day got me out of a loveless marriage, and for 2 years it was really me and B as the adults, lone parenting a 5yo human. 100 hour weeks? Biscuit was there. Life stress? Biscuit was there. The best dog.
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"Sleep when the baby sleeps," I whisper to myself, lying down next to my cat for the 8th time todayโ€ฆ๏ฟผ
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Pat McAfee after someone did an impression of him.
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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๐Ÿ•š Average Bedtime by U.S. State ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Hawaii โ€” 11:06 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New Mexico โ€” 11:12 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Arizona โ€” 11:12 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Maine โ€” 11:13 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wyoming โ€” 11:17 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New Hampshire โ€” 11:19 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Colorado โ€” 11:19 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rhode Island โ€” 11:21 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wisconsin โ€” 11:22 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Montana โ€” 11:23 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ South Dakota โ€” 11:23 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mississippi โ€” 11:25 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Delaware โ€” 11:26 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Nevada โ€” 11:26 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Alabama โ€” 11:29 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Alaska โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tennessee โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Vermont โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Idaho โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Louisiana โ€” 11:31 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Iowa โ€” 11:33 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Minnesota โ€” 11:33 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Washington โ€” 11:33 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Nebraska โ€” 11:34 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Missouri โ€” 11:35 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Oregon โ€” 11:35 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ South Carolina โ€” 11:35 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ North Carolina โ€” 11:36 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Arkansas โ€” 11:36 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Kansas โ€” 11:36 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Massachusetts โ€” 11:37 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Illinois โ€” 11:37 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Florida โ€” 11:37 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ California โ€” 11:38 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Virginia โ€” 11:38 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Connecticut โ€” 11:40 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pennsylvania โ€” 11:41 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Oklahoma โ€” 11:42 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Maryland โ€” 11:43 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Texas โ€” 11:43 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ West Virginia โ€” 11:43 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ North Dakota โ€” 11:44 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Michigan โ€” 11:44 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Indiana โ€” 11:44 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New Jersey โ€” 11:46 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Utah โ€” 11:47 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ohio โ€” 11:47 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Georgia โ€” 11:49 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Kentucky โ€” 11:50 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New York โ€” 11:53 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ District of Columbia โ€” 11:56 pm U.S. average โ€” 11:37 pm Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20โ€“11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours). Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Womenโ€™s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
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We is thinking of bootiful Biscuit and her famblee today. We had muchly fun times when we met up. She is having da bestest day an foodables before she goes too. Give her a muchly big hug from Logie and da Pupski pack @kwoade
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Some guy called me a โ€œpussyโ€ on my drive to work today. Right now, I am okay. But as someone who lives about 200 miles from where President Kennedy was assassinated, I am fearing for my life
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING ๐Ÿšจ Pat McAfee rejoins his #MondayNightCountdown media team after narrowly avoiding being assassinated on College Gameday just 2 days ago. Insurmountable bravery and courage on full display tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
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Bro. Ole @PatMcAfeeShow spent DECADES building his โ€œIโ€™m me fuck the haters and fuck youโ€ brand and nuked it ALL IN a 24 hour period A massive bitch
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Want to tell Poppi apart from the rest of our orphan herd? Look for her โ€˜curlicueโ€™ tail! Her unique kinky tail puts her in the hallowed halls of fame alongside Tamiyoi and Kiasa. Only time will tell whether sheโ€™ll be as nurturing as Tamiyoi, but sheโ€™s already showing signs of being as independent as Kiasa. Poppi hates being babied by the older orphans and can be quite churlish in her rejection. At night, after her milk bottle, she sleeps soundly in her bedroom, bunked up with a dedicated Keeper. She might think sheโ€™s a โ€˜big girlโ€™, but at just 17 months old she needs a reassuring presence through the night. When sheโ€™s older, we bet sheโ€™ll be as strong as her mum, an Amboseli matriarch who died of natural causes. Meet Poppi: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/oโ€ฆ
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The last steak! Medium rare market butchersโ€™ 320g prime rump. Not gonna cut it / give it to her yet bc I am fairly sure @lydiawilson would like that pleasure! ๐ŸคŽ
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There comes a time in everyone's life where you have to make a stand for what you believe is right. Regardless of how many people agree. Pat McAfee is abusing power and popularity to railroad a school that didn't do anything but beat a team he didn't think we could.
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Appears Pat McAfee blocked me over this post ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Pat, thanks for visiting Can we get an update on your prediction of the Utah-Houston game please ๐Ÿ˜‚ @PatMcAfeeShow
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Pat McAfee upset that the demographic who he thought loved him, the younger & more digital/social savvy crowd, actually find him just as obnoxious as the rest of us. Tough weekend & day for olโ€™ Pat. Salt Lake City hopes to never see you again, as well.
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