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Playa Angelou

@CharlesDaLast

Private Figure, Wi-Fi Spirited, Kanye Apologist Sorry, I’m late. I didn’t wanna come.

Joined March 2020
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Your stance on controversial jokes tells me everything that I need to know about you as a person.
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Lowkey: McDonald’s has the best lemonade right now.
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U can really be handsome for life as long as you stay lean and maintain good hygiene
Isla 🌺 (@iamisla_) profile pictureIsla 🌺
@iamisla_Oct 19
Is Brad Pitt having a midlife crisis… the blue velvet, the baggy ripped pants, and the 30-year-younger girlfriend like he just discovered nightlife again
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“Alex, what is whyt pipo for $800?”
FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 11
Tobey Maguire officiates the wedding of his ex-wife and her new husband, a billionaire heir. ( 📸 Backgrid)
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FLEA 🇭🇹 (@babyibeenajoint) profile pictureFLEA 🇭🇹@babyibeenajointOct 10
Bitches be hype he got a $100,000 car bitch do you know that nigga owe $95,000
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Be present.
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Being uncircumcised is crazy. I gotta peel my deek back like a shrimp just to pee.
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If you talk to older black people long enough, they’re gonna invite you to their church. That’s the ultimate vibe check.
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Sorry to my neighbors but yes, I’m about to run Quebec by Drake 20 more times.
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Some niggas ain’t had sex since AF1s were under $100. And I can tell from their YouTube searches.
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Job recruiter just asked me to rate my sales skills and I just showed him a picture of Matt Ryan in the Super Bowl
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I felt like charlie Kirk seeing a black pilot watching that white DB try to cover Jeremiah smith
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Remember seeing Dalvin Cook play against my college and thinking this guy is an all pro Same vibes He’s just different
¹⁰ (@HoodiGarland) profile picture¹⁰@HoodiGarlandSep 26
Bro I’m fucking crying LMAOOOO
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People join run-clubs to network but meanwhile I’m like, “What’s your PB?”
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Charisma and being a great orator sells It doesn’t matter the packaging 😭
Fuentes Updates (@FuentesUpdates) profile pictureFuentes Updates
@FuentesUpdatesSep 25
Nick Fuentes is asked how great he thinks the movement would be if he were 6’5 “You think if I were a 6’5 Chad, I’d be doing an internet show for a bunch of retards?” 😭
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When the cute girl at the run club asks what’s your VO2 max:
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Serena Williams might be the most groundbreaking and influential athlete of all time Representation and exposure matters This is her greatest achievement
Top Tennis Women 🎾 (@TopTennisWomen) profile pictureTop Tennis Women 🎾
@TopTennisWomenSep 26
ALYCIA PARKS 🇺🇸
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I couldn’t be a nightclub DJ. I would play “Shabang” and then “Mother I Sober” right after.
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The best part about the fantasy football season is no longer having to hear anyone’s take on Iran in the group chat. If you think his wide receiver evaluations suck, wait until you hear his opinion on the war.
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I’m just like Kanye I’m either saying a lot or nothing at all
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