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Charlie retweeted
her one rule was that the butter does not go directly on the stone ok
what the fuck does he think, it’s like a cast iron? it’s not going to season the stone, it’s just going to burn the butter
this is what happens when democrats are in charge
Whoever said the N64 controller worked with the OoT remake is an idiot. The sword is mapped to Y, there is no way to change it, and B doesnt do shit.
Charlie retweeted
JD VANCE GOT BOOED IN OHIO TODAY CAMPAIGNING FOR VIVEK.
BECAUSE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HATES YOU BOOTLICKING FASCIST PIECES OF SHIT.
Charlie retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
therepublic.com/?p=843020
governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
Charlie retweeted
Elon Musk is a fucking idiot, carried away with his own self importance, he's as dumb as rocks.
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless
"Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now"
Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?"
Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education"
"5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
Charlie retweeted
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇
WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir?
TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with?
REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations
TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
