Charlie Chaplin

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.

Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We might as well die as to go on living like this.

We think too much and feel too little.

What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.

Charlie Chaplin's animated afterlife. - IFC (blog) http://bit.ly/530g61

Little Tramp stays silent as Charlie Chaplin reborn in 3D animation http://bit.ly/8jPRAZ

In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. #CharlieChaplin

I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business #CharlieChaplin

My prodigious sin was, and still is, being a non-conformist. #CharlieChaplin

Wars, conflict, it's all business. "One murder makes a villain. Millions a hero". Numbers sanctify. #CharlieChaplin