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Ramblings about the charts for fun and profit. A "nasty piece of work". Who are all these people who go "No DMs"? I wish people messaged more, frankly.

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Joined September 2012
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I can't believe that bloke from Dune has died.
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The Wetherspoons app is broken and unable to process payments. Bit awkward when you've set up to wfp for the day.
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Tinie Tommeh deserves all of the credit for engineering a situation where Daily Mail journalists are the good guys.
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The bottom end of the final midweek Top 40 update is sending me. Back to back to back to back oldies.
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It is news so glorious that Twitter is notifying me of it twice for double the joy.
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Tinie Tommeh deserves all of the credit for engineering a situation where Daily Mail journalists are the good guys.
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I have this theory that everything ends up on the internet eventually. Events this week showed this theory to be increasingly valid. Something genuinely unheard for over 40 years is now available for everyone to hear. 🧡
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A couple of years early he'd released a pop record. Entirely self-made and self-produced. With minimal promotion it only sold a hundred or so copies locally. But he had a minor celebrity as a result. A copy ended up in circulation amongst the music teachers who got every class to listen and critique it. School reunion groups on Facebook reminisced about it but the record itself remained lost to history, save for its entry on Discogs. discogs.com/release/18234220…
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years πŸ’” tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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I don't follow people I don't like, I don't watch stories of people I don't like and I don't interact with people I don't like. Y'all got this weird ass obsession with keeping up with mfs you don't like and I find that soo strange!
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Billboard predicts that Michael Jackson’s β€œThriller” could be in the running to reach #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever this Halloween week. It’s up 42% in U.S. streams year-over-year, according to Luminate.
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Manchester United brought so much pain and misery to my childhood. I could never imagine they would become such a potent source of joy and laughter in my adulthood.
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Tomorrow the clock on my dash cam will finally be correct again. Can't wait.
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πŸ€– Made with AI
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Jamie Miller's Babydoll hits UK No.1 after eight straight weeks of climbing, and it's the first Welsh chart-topper in 15 years 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Plus Tate McRae at 2, Rodrigo & Chappell Roan at 3, Zach Bryan & Lana Del Rey at 7 and a flood of new arrivals. A properly refreshing chart. chart-watch.uk/week-ending-o…
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