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The season of Jason has begun

Inflation has risen.

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“Average Thursday”

Adults are the future. 💥🧠💥

50% of women are below average.

👅🌮 Lengua tacos. Do you taste them?.. Or do they taste YOU??

shop loco

❄️☃️🎄🎅🏽🤶🌲🎁🫔

He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.

hi net bangers

Most overused words of 2023: Basically, Literally, Like

I bet your Yuletide is hella gay. 🎅🏾

Pinedale face Malaga booty

The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said, do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.

Getting all my Thanksgiving conversation, starters ready… “Still single?” “Hey, are you pregnant?” “Is that razzleberry or dingleberry pie?” “Do you like Trump?” Also this year I’m sticking to safe topics, like Palestine or vaccines.

Tamales! 🫔🫔🫔 🇲🇽

Me siento muy contento, me siento muy feliz

The rich, stay rich by pretending to be poor. The poor, stay poor, by pretending to be rich. 🤜🏽💥🤛🏼

Subway wouldn’t spatchcock my turkey sandwich