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@ChePatuma
 Blantyre, Malawi
Joined April 2018
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Eric
@erikchiwala4h
Bonus point: If your car is equipped with ACC; set it at the optimal speed for your vehicle, which for most cars falls within the 85-110 km/hr range.. You’ll be amazed what these little adjustments can do for your tank and ultimately your pocket.
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Ronald 💐@CameOutSwinging14h
Unfortunately killing myself would solve every single problem I’ve had since age 12
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Nyx
@mnenaaaaNov 8
I'm not asking for much Lord,I just need my spark back before November ends.😭
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Tapiwa Dzinkambani (@TDzinkambani) profile picture
Tapiwa Dzinkambani@TDzinkambani15h
Basi just because i have a resting B face inu mwati she is mean. Mufuna ndizisekelela ngati the joker ? 😭
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Eniolacore💋💗@pretty_eni26Nov 8
The biggest betrayal is realizing the ‘sweet guy’ was just another lustful loser in disguise
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Alice M. Simushi
@applechews_Nov 7
Good morning @MTN_Zambia @Airtel_Zambia. I’m at Chainda Market and have seen some space uku kuli ba nkunku. May I send you ba Margaret’s number so she can help you set up and sell chickens, since telecomms is proving impossible for you?
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n@onlywithnNov 7
what doesn’t kill you makes you write paragraphs in your notes app
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Aliza@leezupeezuuNov 7
“you dodged a bullet” it actually went through my heart unbearably slow
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aliyah@nevliyahNov 7
Stressing over a nigga who you can’t even call in a emergency is insane.
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ٰ@ojonu9waxoNov 7
not suicidal just lost interest in being alive
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"Because I can breastfeed you."🤷🏾‍♀️
Ed (@RuhangaEd) profile pictureEd@RuhangaEdNov 6
I'm a grown ass man, tf you calling me 'baby' for?
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hai@unicornflash12Nov 6
i’m just getting sadder and sadder everyday
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little Miss Natalie🍊@AudreyKuwalaNov 7
Zikomo ambuye chibwenzi changa chatha, ndipume🙏🏾
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j64th𓂀
@literallymejNov 7
"You handled that so well" me all night :
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Yuki@YukiLunarqNov 7
i hate the fact that u have to die just to prove them that u were actually struggling
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⛷️@IJCodedNov 6
I’ve cried, prayed, waited and tried again. Dear God, what else should I do? Please come through for me.
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ashley 🏳️‍⚧️ (@kittybludTwT) profile picture
ashley 🏳️‍⚧️@kittybludTwTNov 5
letting myself continue living is a far greater act of self harm than suicide ever could be.
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乂@forthedamnhoesNov 5
“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit
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Dark Skinned@OvahdozzNov 5
I’m going through the hardest time of my life rn and alone, it hurts me but if i manage to heal from it, i don’t think my mind will allow me to accept anyone into my life ever again.
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Eniolacore💋💗@pretty_eni26Nov 6
“How are you feeling “ Idk, I’m ignoring it.
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