Cheaper Ying retweeted
Elephant enjoys a giant birthday fruit buffet 🥹
She came in backwards so she could be surprised 😭😭
Cheaper Ying retweeted
我仿佛要细细品味一般,一颗接一颗地,漫漫地解开习近平白色衬衫的纽扣。接着,我掀起那件微微湿润的内衣,露出他丰满的乳房。未经修剪的乳晕周围,体毛任其生长、杂乱丛生,宛如一片密林。
凑近他的腋下闻了,能嗅到一股微酸、类似孜然般的辛香。可能这就是我多年来求之不得的、属于青春的气息。那散发出的香气宛如催情药一般,让我的小日本鬼子怒张。
随即,习近平用右手缓缓握住我的阴茎,开始上山下乡运动。
毕竟他活了七十多年,对方想要什么,大抵都心知肚明。
我的九八式军刀前端渗出的透明树液让触感变得滑腻无比,那种快感令人难以抗拒,我不由自主地浑身战栗。
那恰到好处的力度,既不让人感到痛苦,又能持续带来极致的性快感,或许正是他自己在文革時期经验過的,批斗的“折磨人却又不致死”高度技术。
我觉得与我和习近平之间的恋情相比,最近的外交问题似乎并不怎么复杂。
Cheaper Ying retweeted
A grandma broke her nose while hiking, didn't want the helivac, and ended up spinning out of control.
She won a $450,000 lawsuit.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As hilarious as this is, the video has been edited from the original, she did spin but at a much slower speed
youtube.com/watch?v=yhKZCy…
Cheaper Ying retweeted
meu sonho é ele me engravidando 3 vezes me abandonando sozinha e se recusando a pagar pensão pros nossos filhos e eu indo na casa dele fazendo barraco quebrando tudo ele me puxando pelo braço me levando pra um canto e me engravidando pela quarta vez.
Cheaper Ying retweeted
Put this poster on your sink right away.
Cheaper Ying retweeted
Went to Panda express, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911




































