Father, Chef, Open mic comic, retired musician. Puro Tejano.
Houston, TX
Joined November 2022
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I'm still gonna drink but not until I've done all my nightly things I have to do. That way I'm not dragging myself into bed at 5am
If you want to feel different tomorrow, do something different tonight.
Telling myself that so I can go inside and start winding down instead of drinking beer in my car for 2 hours
Duke HORNIman retweeted
It's crazy that Pochos in Texas elected an actual Hispanic Catholic woman, but paisas in Mexico elected an atheist foreigner.
🤠 Pocho Texas > Paisa Mexico
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Honestly so fun to see people stoked about the blue wave as if democrats are not just the other cheek of the same ass.
None of these people give a fuck about us.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Hey @GregAbbott_TX
All the Muslims YOU imported, just voted against you.
And now Texas is blue because you are WEAK.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
I voted for every libertarian on the ticket. I know that makes some libertarians mad.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Greg Abbott is on his 3rd term as governor BUT:
-Property Taxes have only increased.
-# of democrats have only increased.
-# of mosques have only increased.
🚨@GregAbbott_TX you failed every Republican
