Writer. Screenwriter. Reader. Reviewer. NOLA native. 2019 GH finalist. Mostly just caffeine and sarcasm. Even my bright side is dark. ND. she/her 💖💜💙 🌈 🦋
New Orleans, LA
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Thrilled that my pilot HOUSEKEEPING made The Grey List. #TGL26 Huge thanks to Brad and his team for all the work they put in! And congratulations to all the amazing writers! 🥂 Link to see the full list in comments.
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Ok, so I was asked to make a joke menu trolling Vivek, Paxton, Trump & Hegseth. Here it is, feel free to share it!
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Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries telling us they're gonna hold Republicans accountable.
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It's really too bad Elon didn't spend half a billion dollars feeding children and helping people.
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Louisiana’s Jamie Davis lost by less than 2 points.
Yet he was the only Democratic candidate in a close Senate race to get $0 in national ad money.
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The Long Face single is back in stock in case anyone still wants to order one!!!
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In my classroom, zero isn’t acceptable. It shouldn’t be acceptable in Congress, either.
Tomorrow is Election Day. Let’s hold Steve Scalise accountable and send a teacher to Washington.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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New - Senate poll - Louisiana
🔵 Jamie Davis 47%
🔴 Julia Letlow 47%
Lincoln Park Strategies 🔵 (C-) - LV - 10/31
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