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Joined April 2014
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Replying to @mpmwilko
The only thing growing is his nose! Ha ha right? Because he’s lying? Ha ha ha
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Looks like them trainers have been super-charged too 👟🫨
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Replying to @AlexChalkChelt
Looking forward to a major uplift in your morals x
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Replying to @Cheltenham_Owl
How do you know I don’t? Time will tell - let’s see how much longer he has ⏳
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Ashamed that this charlatan ‘represents’ Cheltenham
Nick Robinson: Lee Anderson has said migrants should fuck off back to France if they don't like barges.. is that the Tory policy? Alex Chalk: "Lee is expressing himself in salty terms & is something that people well understand... his central point is not unreasonable" #r4today
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Time will tell, let’s see for how much longer he is our MP. 🤗
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Replying to @mpmwilko
All he cares about is his profile.
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Our MP siding with the devil then. @AlexChalkChelt
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So grim. @CotswoldHunt
This is the moment a fox is rescued after being trapped in a bag and buried alive. After the release of this exclusive footage, filmed by a hunt saboteur, the British fox hunting governing body suspended The Cotswold Hunt. Gloucestershire police are investigating the incident.
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Is it safe to come out yet?
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Ah yes, the races have well and truly started. #CheltenhamProblems
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Nicely done Max. I have joined the #WarOnWee by wetting my pants 4 times this morning and race week hasn’t even begun yet.
Ahead of the Cheltenham Festival, I spoke to @knibbsey from @bbcpointswest about our call for better behaviour from the minority of racegoers who cause problems. Including the #WarOnWee.
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I’ve got my special heels on
In honour of #CheltenhamFestival, we’ve come up with a formula on Breakfast to help you name you’re own racehorse: Take a section of the last text message/WhatsApp you either received or sent. I’ll go first: Fairy Lights On 🐎
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Shit, I missed Alex Chalk on #bbcqt last night. Not to worry, I’m sure he did absolutely brilliantly.
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Cheltenham Problems retweeted
One for @CheltProblems this
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Great stuff Alex, we all absolutely trust the judgment of you and your party these days 👍🤡
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Cheltenham Problems retweeted
This is my MP, @AlexChalkChelt. He's the Conservative MP for Cheltenham and along with most of his @Conservatives colleagues, he voted to allow water companies to discharge raw sewage into Britain’s waterways. #bbcaq #SewageScandal #Sewage
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