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Depressed Cowboys Fan

@ChickenColeman

On this website for the jokes.

 Oklahoma City, OK
Joined February 2011
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The Dallas Cowboys have ruined my life
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I’ve bought 4 PS5s and never had an issue with a single one lol niggas just don’t know how to take care of shit
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I only ever since my ps5 back to Sony one time and that’s cause I didn’t know how to properly clean the dust out of the system other than that I’ve never dealt with alotta those problems yall speak of when it comes to the 5, not saying it’s nonexistent though
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All it takes is one Molotov and all that shit gone
!Nspirenaire⚠️ (@Inspirenaire) profile picture!Nspirenaire⚠️
@Inspirenaire19h
Nothing wrong with be prepared in every way....little by little by little.
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Lmao
!Nspirenaire⚠️ (@Inspirenaire) profile picture!Nspirenaire⚠️
@Inspirenaire19h
Nothing wrong with be prepared in every way....little by little by little.
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Phantom Blade 0 is so much fun man
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Taco Bueno don’t need you that bad man
BIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍 (@maineadelphia) profile pictureBIG MAINE 🦅💍💍🗽💍
@maineadelphiaNov 1
i just can’t wrap my head around being 30+ taking off to play GTA man. more power to ya niggas tho.
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Hate this senile bitch
105.3 The FAN (@1053thefan) profile picture105.3 The FAN
@1053thefan7h
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053SS, @rjchoppy and @BobbyBeltTX on the narrative that he won’t pay top money for a head coach: “There’s zero correlation between how much you pay a coach or how many coaches you have, as to winning. There’s no correlation. That’s a random sample of years and all 32 teams involved, so put that in your hopper and smoke it."
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Depressed Cowboys Fan retweeted
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Rockstar Games
@RockstarGames8h
Grand Theft Auto VI pre-load begins on November 10. There’s still time to pre-order and ensure you're able to experience Grand Theft Auto VI when it launches on November 19. Details: rsg.ms/a647560
Vice City in the daytime, featuring boats in the water, a beach resort, a highway, and the Vice City skyline.

ALT Vice City in the daytime, featuring boats in the water, a beach resort, a highway, and the Vice City skyline.

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Depressed Cowboys Fan retweeted
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PlayStation
@PlayStation7h
Get ready for Grand Theft Auto VI by pre-loading the game on PS5 beginning November 10. Also be sure to clear 212GB of storage space. Pre-orders available now: play.st/4iDhY93
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@BattleRapBum20h
nvm
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@BattleRapBum20h
this no nut november shit easy
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Tik Tok comments
Adele Grd (@AdeleInked) profile pictureAdele Grd@AdeleInkedNov 2
Any dating app just for fucking???
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- DTs with no penetration at all - Gary can’t set the edge for shit - Barham being blind/lazy as shit per usual - BOTH guards are pulling and defense acting like they have no clue where the ball is going - Shamar James let a back up TE engage and hook him inside Just a dog shit defense all around. This a great playcall tho
Tom Downey (@WhatGoingDowney) profile pictureTom Downey
@WhatGoingDowneyNov 2
By the way, this is a blatant block in the back on the play everyone is clowning Caleb Downs for
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I wonder what country this improper English is from 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Nicky💕 (@jas_d_barbie) profile pictureNicky💕
@jas_d_barbieNov 2
Adulting is realizing you do gonna sell a lil pussy!
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*Jay ひ (@LXRD_JAY) profile picture
*Jay ひ@LXRD_JAYNov 2
How tf was 50 cent supposed to go against this shit 😂
Songs That Made History (@iconictrack) profile pictureSongs That Made History@iconictrackApr 17
Good Life - Kanye West(2007)
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WE HORNY?
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Even the fake Cardi B quote sounds like made up African #babble 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
PETROS™ (@petros_studios) profile picturePETROS™
@petros_studiosNov 2
Cardi B isn't holding back after Offset’s pictures with his new girlfriend went viral. 💔😂
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Doom Coming (@Getthebagcoach) profile picture
Doom Coming
@GetthebagcoachNov 2
She must’ve won him some money
Underdog WNBA (@UnderdogWNBA) profile pictureUnderdog WNBA
@UnderdogWNBANov 2
Gabby Williams says Michael Jordan texted her to congratulate her on winning a championship. Jordan told Williams to “stay hungry." She responded “I’ve never been hungrier.” (Via @kendra__andrews)
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoudNov 2
Fivio Foreign posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “Enough of this election bs. U either Dominican or Republican pick or choose”
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🎡@TBQuisNov 2
Even if they in Uniform or Street Clothes ... All They Gonna Be Doing is Tryna Pull Hoes ...
Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) profile pictureDallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTVNov 2
Plainclothes officers will now patrol Deep Ellum under new "Operation Deep Cover"
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