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Anushka🐑

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Sharing my questionable decisions here so you don't have to

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Joined September 2022
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Saif@notsafiiOct 28
Modi ne sardiya bhi bech di
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why hasn't black currant ice cream been discontinued yet?
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Congress ke time pe toh har cheez ka naam badalna development nahi hota tha
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Congress ke time pe toh journalists sawaal bhi pooch lete the
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the "congress ke time pe" trend got me feeling like this
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golden nostalgia
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Congress ke time pe therapy lene ki zarurat bhi nahi padti thi
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They stopped selling the Gandour Tourist chocolate wafer bar and the last time I had it was around 12-13 years ago Idk what happened to it
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Congress ke time pe toh bhagwan ki pooja hoti thi, insaan ki nahi🥀
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✧@northstardollOct 27
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✧@northstardollOct 27
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Congress ke time pe toh Delhi ke log itne gusse mein nahi rehte the
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Congress ke time pe toh situationship nahi hoti thi sidha relationship hota tha
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How do you react when a guy who asked you out on a date says “Have you noticed how many girls have checked me out on this entire lane? I always get noticed by girls
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And then goes like "I think our ancestors came from "Central Europe" which is why people from "our community" don’t look Indian. Also, you haven’t complimented me once since we met. I look so good today.”
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Ragebaiting people on twitter and not even checking the replies is so fun
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TAKE IT FROM ME! If you’re in your early 20s and a guy in his late 20s approaches you, just ignore him and run! You’ll eventually realise why he’s still single at that age despite desperately wanting a relationship
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The most embarrassing defense a man can come up with- “I can’t be a misogynist, I have a sister”
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my october theory is that it is an evil month disguised by the saintly attire of great weather
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˚꩜｡@yappingwmogu143Oct 28
Boys knowing porn but not periods that’s where education failed
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