Meatloaf Child

There's not much to tell. I'm like 99% sure this was Patrick Tomlinson (I'd never met the guy in person before, but that's who the other writers there said it was) and the one time I brought it up to stupid Tomlinson one time he was being a dick head to someone here on Twitter he immediately blocked me. :) (which considering how he tweets inane bullshit over and over at everybody else, lucky me!) It was the Author's Dinner at Spaghetti Factory in Indianapolis at GenCon. Pretty much everybody who was on the writers track was there, pretty big crowd. We took up a bunch of tables. IIRC had a pleasant dinner and the writers at my table were friendly and had a nice conversation. As dinner is over I'm going to head out and play some games (as one does at GenCon) Then I run into this sawed off dork who looks and smells fairly drunk. He's belligerent as fuck, and gets right in my face. I've got no idea who he is, but he goes "OH ITS THIS FUCKING GUY" And me, being a peaceable sort I just try to side step him. But the drunk keeps going "OH YOUR A BIG ASSHOLE SO TOUGH HUH" and dumb drunk shit talk like that. I sized the stupid fucker up and had absolutely zero doubt that I'd be able to kick the shit out of him. I'm a really big guy from the sticks and my background was cow punching... However I'm also from out of state and carrying a concealed pistol on me, so the last thing I want to do is get into a fist fight with some belligerent drunken dipshit at the Spaghetti Factory. So I laughed in his face and walked past him. I was half expecting him to take a shot at me, and then I'd have broken him in half, but he didn't, so I got out of there and had a great time the rest of the con. Afterwards I asked the other writers I was with who the drunk moron was and they told me Patrick Tomlinson. This was long before I learned he was an internet lolcow.