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*at dinner table with family* *drops fork* WHAT IF the inspiration for Louise Belcher was bunny boy from Gummo Everyone starts puke-crying

My OnlyFans but it’d just be me eating an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting and then slamming a redbull if anyone is interested

It’s spraaang break betch

I have returned

AND NOW- For my next trick I shall perform what is called the “180 degree flip” *applause*

When in doubt. . . Just have some damn class.

@42_Dugg miss u doggybone

Should probably start using filters on my photos so people will quit recognizing me when I’m out in public

Hi I'm Crystal, and welcome to my life, where we are hitting new lows each and everyday. Feel free to make yourself at home, however I strongly advise getting the fuck out as fast as you can. Like for real tho. Just run. Dont look back. It's only gonna get worse.

Living a nightmare where I haven't slept in 3 days but I've been in bed the entire time

Seriously considering moving to NYC whats up on some pandemic discounts tho. Bang my line if u can plug me in🔌🔌🔌

Quarantine update: I stood up today to go smoke a cig outside and got lightheaded and had to think about the last time I moved from this bed

Sometimes I really be out there talkin', like fr just sayin' stuff, and these MFs start nodding and gettin animated like they really relate. Shit doggy, ion even know what the fuck i been on ab for the last 2 hrs, somebody feed me so I cam Stfu damn I'm wylin'

Shit really startin' to make sense out here

I'm so bored I could start a podcast

Ya we out here

This my, moving from chain-smoking in the garage to sitting on the couch listening to only Y&T2 for the 3rd day in a row- "lockdown-look." @42_Dugg

Fresh off tha yard he on iTunes @42_Dugg

Welcome to 2020, where the 2 most life threatening concerns, are contracting covid19, or being killed at your local Wal-Mart over the last roll of toilet paper.