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Cowardly troll hiding behind a fake profile for my protection as well as yours 😶‍🌫️

The Crawlspace
Joined August 2015
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Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Me, on my way to your mom's house
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I don't know much about ai but I gotcher @grok in my pants, sweatie
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How can you tell if you have microplastics in your balls ??? 🤔😮🫩
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Follow me for more recipes
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Have to admit, I was fooled at first 😅 👇 📲*follow*
My voting posts are satire. They're not real. I did not vote for any of those candidates. Follow me if you like shenanigans.
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Since my departure from the televised grand spectacle, I have been thoroughly engulfed in an absolute maelstrom of relentless activity. Our peregrinations have ferried us across a multitude of exotic, ultramontane realms, wherein we experienced the profound jubilation of reconvening with long-estranged compatriots. Concurrently, I have surrendered my intellect to the voracious consumption of dense, hermetic tomes, immersing myself in the labyrinthine intricacies of highly recondite and intellectually stimulating subject matters. In a plurality of dimensions, my current state of existential industriousness vastly eclipses any prior epoch of my life. It’s been really cool.
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Why is there this push for early voting ? Is there something wrong with waiting for election day ??? 🤔😳😬
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My plans for an execution souvenir concession during the livestream have been dashed !!! What the hell am I gonna do with all these execution t-shirts, hats and mugs now ??? 😡😡😡
BREAKING: President Trump announces that the execution of Nidal Malik Hasan, convicted of killing 13 people in the Fort Hood shooting, will no longer be livestreamed. Trump says Hasan's execution by firing squad will proceed as scheduled and immediate family members of the victims may attend the execution in person if they choose. "They deserve to witness justice."
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Remember... If you replace only 4 letters in milk, it becomes beer!
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Poor dad 😓
Really hope this means Day Dreamer...
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If you hang around in bars long enough, eventually, you're gonna spill a drink. Same with life.
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YOU'RE GONE AWAY TIL YOU'RE GRAY !!! I got the evidence ... put the evidence in the car !!! I'M GONNA BARBECUE YOUR ASS IN MOLLASSES !!! There's no way that you could've come from my loins ... when I get home, I'm gonna punch yo momma in the mouth !!!
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People here on X want to spare the tiger but kill boomers
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Better days growing watermelon 😮😯 It died 😓
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Full disclosure ... I'm a Boomer👴🏼 ... let the hateful vitriol begin 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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Careful getting on Debbie ... you could get rear ended 😬
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I'm an old guy, when I haven't seen you in awhile, I'm looking for a handshake. 🤝 Often there's the awkward moment when a handshake becomes a fistbump ... ok, then. 🫱🤛😅 However, I recently had an experience where an old friend I had not seen in awhile, flat out refused my handshake by saying, "I don't shake hands." 🫱 😐 We went on to have a pleasant conversation but it was the most awkward handshake moment I ever had !!! 😐😳😬
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