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Chive Dating

@ChiveDating

Launched Aug 2013 - the unofficial dating website, exclusively for Chivers & Chivettes, by Chivers & Chivettes! Try us out - we are growing SERIOUSLY fast!

 Worldwide, baby
chivedating.com
Joined June 2013
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#ValentinesDay
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Beware over-cropped profile photos. #LifeLessonIn5Words
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#ToBeTheBestBoyfriendEver Spend less time on Twitter, and more time on her.
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#MarriageAdviceIn3Words "You're probably right."
Tinder: The technologically-advanced way of your using your right hand to get laid.
LOL!!! If you're a #WordNerd or #GrammarNazi, you'll love this :) nitter.gq/GetBusinessFit/status/…
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Happy #AdolfHitlerDay! ;)
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Don't see why users are complaining about the #ashleymadisonhack. The whole reason they signed up was to get screwed.
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What do you get when you take something beautiful, and screw it too hard? A Blatter infection.
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When you get road-head, but it's been a while...
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Happy Alentine's Ay, everyone!!! Because you should still be able to celebrate it, even if you didn't get the V or the D ;)
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Mom was right about you. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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That school within 500 yards? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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What's your state's favorite word to use in an online dating profile? mashable.com/2014/11/30/onli…
My favorite version of you is when you're 1 minute into a shower: Naked, wet, and still dirty.
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If we can land a probe, launched 10 YEARS ago, on a moving comet half a million miles away, you have it in you to ask her out! #CometLanding
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So, it seems that 1,234,251 people like @theCHIVE on FB... Watching patiently, as the OCD is strong with this one...
Ever wondered how the Myers-Brigg test would apply to dating? Now you know! careerassessmentsite.com/16-…

16 MBTI® Personality Types & Dating Infographic

Curious to find out if your MBTI® personality is more lovable, romantic or sexual? Our guide helps you identify your ideal date, career, and zodiac matches!

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Okay, some of these dating comics are pretty damn close to the truth... diply.com/best-vines/dating-…
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