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Joined July 2026
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Fuck you
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I think the Phillies are some sort of social experiment to see how long I can go before I kill myself
The Phillies have signed Don Mattingly to a two-year contract for the 2027 and 2028 seasons
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We can’t still be doing this with Herbert
If I’m Detroit or Seattle I’m offering multiple firsts and players
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The thing about Arch Manning is he’s just not that good.
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Bryce Harper’s Postseason stats with the Phillies: 40 G | 141 AB | 43 H | 13 HR | 26 RBI 27 BB | 36 K | .305/.420/.652 | 1.073 OPS
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Who would have guessed that Harper playing RF would come back to bite us. Complimented by Don leaving Sanchez in too long again. This team is a disaster as currently constructed
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Thanks Don didn’t want to win anyway
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Benjamin Netanyahu says October 7th was the equivalent of "sixteen 9/11s." "Proportionately," the death of 1,200 Israelis is "equal to" the death of 40,000 Americans, he says.
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I swear there’s some sort of psychosis event happening in the Pokemon TCG community right now. ETBs are selling like crazy for over double MSRP there’s no one complaining
Pokémon scalpers are complaining that the franchise's new 30th Anniversary set has been too generous with its rare cards — leaving resellers unable to generate their usual profits. And everyone applauded. bit.ly/4hGIJKf
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🤩 Enzo 2031! We are delighted to confirm that Enzo Le Fée has committed his future to the Club by signing a new long-term contract ✍️
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This image of a football match in Gaza was removed from a sports photography festival in France, following Israeli pressure.
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“I don’t know what that was Tom. And since we just had a meeting with the HR folks, I don’t think I’m going to get involved” - John Kruk on this Garrett Stubbs clip
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 98.5%.
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Phillies 1-7 with RISP
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JT hasn’t thrown a runner out in months
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