Chris D Fellowes

Is it safe to post pics of my dinner here? I’m so out of touch.

Can’t believe people will have to actually Google a local carpet fitter instead of asking for recommendations on Facebook.

Twitter, every time Insta is down…

A lovely shop for @Masterman, don’t you think @nomadicrevery, @elisjames?

Pick up the car from a service. They’ve cleaned it - good times. Pull out onto the road and a bird literally dumps its load across every panel. Just before this happened I saw someone fully dressed as a panda riding a bicycle. Am I being filmed? Wtf is going on.

An awful lot of working from home these days. This means I know exactly what food is in the house at all times. I've checked, repeatedly, every 20 minutes.

An hour long meeting about mac and cheese. Someone’s gotta do it.

My first tweets in 6 months. In fairness, it’s been a shit year in the main.

Mildly obsessed with @StarbucksUK skinny coffee Frappuccinos. Is there a better low calorie cold coffee beverage? I am yet to find it.

Honestly. You’d just shoot James Bond when you had the chance. Always the elaborate failure instead.

Blue Planet is some of the most astounding camera work and production you’ll ever see. Don’t know how they do some of it.

Only after the year we’ve had do I now see how much @benshephard enjoys hugging successful contestants of Tipping Point. I hope he can find a vent for all that love he has to give.🙏🏽

When a song is so good you’re lowkey dancing on the tube in public and don’t even gaf.

It’s 2020 and I still can’t swap channel numbers on my Sky Box so the HD ones are in place of the SD ones.

Anyone sent Trump a bottle of Dettol yet? Fix up.

With all the spare time people have and social distancing in place, I can't believe the BBC aren't rushing to make a new series of Robot Wars. This is the sport we all need right now. Surely Craig Charles and Philippa Forrester are available? #ACTIVATE

The fact I should be mid air and Vegas bound right now might be contributing to my downward mood currently. Can’t wait for this new Covid wave to hit and my October plans to get cancelled next. It’s a standout year for internet moaning though, so that’s good.

Another annual cliche to tick off the list. ✅ So glad to see the press have used the expression “Indian Summer” as it’s going to be a bit warm in a month that isn’t July or August. Good work everyone.