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Translator by trade. Translates/makes fun of #HongKong/#HongKongProtests/#China news since 2014. Caustically sarcastic. RTs are simply RTs.

Joined December 2010
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While under US sanctions, where did Huawei get the advanced chips for its latest Mate 60 Pro smartphone? Under the US sanctions, SMIC (the most plausible scenario) should not have been able to make advanced chips for Huawei. scmp.com/tech/big-tech/artic…
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Re: Zoom's forced "consent" on letting their AI train using your calls, a little brush up on the GDPR ico.org.uk/for-organisations…
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The way they phrase it is fuckin dodgy - you automatically "consent" when you use Zoom per their ToS. There is no opt-out, which is in breach of GDPR btw because consent needs to be freely given and not conditional to the use of a service.
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The most tortured ToS edit: “You…grant…Zoom a perpetual…licence to…use…Customer Content…for artificial intelligence training.” “Notwithstanding the above, Zoom will not use audio, video, or chat Customer Content to train AI without your consent.”
Replying to @Zoom
We’ve updated our terms of service (in section 10.4) to further confirm that we do not use audio, video, or chat customer content to train our artificial intelligence models without your consent. blog.zoom.us/zooms-term-serv…
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Wow. New Zoom Terms of Service (10.2) stipulate that you as a user consent to allow AI to train on and use all of your data, including video, audio, facial, biometric data, etc... It's time to switch to @keet_io.
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"poor waif in his underwear" is not an expression any US official would use, but it does happen to be a translation of an idiomatic russian phrase. Sounds like Hersh is getting duped by a Russian source pretending to be American
Replying to @OAlexanderDK
Yes Hersh, this is definitely something a U.S. official told you and not just one of your many fever dreams or your Russian handler.
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honestly I did not start out this way, but I've absolutely come around to the view that he's just a weird dude who fell into lots of money despite himself
Others have pointed this out, but this renaming is stepping on the exact same rake that got him ousted by PayPal. Wrote about this in my book
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Yeahhhh what's the payout rate
China’s insurance premium income in 2022 was 4.7 trillion yuan, up 4.6% year-on-year. The total number of insurance policies was 55.38 billion, with insurance per capita at 39 policies. Check out more Daily Tones: ow.ly/eT6M50Pk9EY
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Welp, @twitter name so coming off the building right now but @elonmusk didn’t get permit for the equipment on the street so @SFPD is shutting it down.
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Special Report: Inspired by Ukraine,Taiwan readies for possible war by launching a drone blitz to counter China. While Beijing might currently be ahead, Taiwan is leveraging its advanced tech edge as it works with the #US and its allies ⁦⁦@YimouLee⁩ reuters.com/investigates/spe…
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I spoke to Inner Mongolians who say the Chinese government is wiping out their culture. Their families have been harassed by authorities, language classes shut down and land taken away. “War is one thing, but losing one’s own identity, that’s worse." smh.com.au/world/asia/i-migh…
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There are hardly any “normal” housefires in Kherson now, a sign of how few people are left. Yet the city’s remaining firefighters are busier than ever. From 1843 magazine econ.st/44JRGJy
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Alan Davies news! He is no longer the person tweeting from @alandavies1. That is an imposter who is attempting to elicit donations in Bitcoin! Alan can’t regain control of the account due to the exciting new way Twitter is run. But you can now find him here: @alandaviescomic
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Hi @Independent would you mind editing or removing this Facebook post, it suggests I’m the person in question and frankly the comments are disgusting.
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Kim Jong Un is pushing a campaign to indoctrinate North Korea’s youth and prepare them to contribute to the country’s weapons technology program. on.wsj.com/44uVb6k
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Coco Lee, Hong Kong-born singer-songwriter, dies at 48 after suicide attempt reut.rs/3XBWWN2
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who gonna tell her
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