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Always hungry, often drunk & a little slutty. I like TV, guys with tattoos, spooky shit, mustaches, drag queens & scented candles. 100%Taurus 💎

Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Joined October 2020
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I keep buying lottery tickets and not winning, super annoying.
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i knew that wasnt no damn horse.
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I need Cher to cover George Michael’s father figure just so I can hear her go “I’ll be your daddy… WHOAHHH”
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My idea was better
I’m gonna need a four LP set of Madonna‘s confessions on a dance floor and confessions part two using these as the covers
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Madonna doesn't understand how girl math works
2 for the price of… 4 😂😂
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Maybe I’m the minority but I don’t get hole pix. I don’t ever need to see one and there’s no way in hell I’m taking one, but a lot of guys seem to like that, to each their own but not for me 🤷
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Madonna has the best tits in music history and George Michael by far had the greatest ass, not even up for debate.
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Car insurance too!
Health insurance is great bc you pay a lot of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you end up paying a lot more.
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Idk how or why but I’m pretty sure Dolly Parton had something to do with this 🌊🇺🇸
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About fuckin time
This is one I was waiting for. I’m so proud of my country right now.
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Was gonna go as corporate greed this year but I couldn’t afford a costume
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Attn @madonna @warnerrecords @Rhino_Records you could’ve released Celebration in full with the entire track listing spread across four records like this, I promise you, we would’ve bought them all
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Also this is already available on vinyl so maybe do GHV2 next? Or the celebration tour live? Get it together.
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Golden opportunity for movie theaters to Collab with Jurgens, gun oil and or Kleenex
Things are heating up on the big screen. 🔥 See HEATED RIVALRY like never before at AMC Theatres beginning 11/6. Get tickets now! Episodes 1 & 2: amc.film/3U7D1s3 Episodes 3 & 4: amc.film/4kah8mn Episodes 5 & 6: amc.film/4ihdEfq
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I love that @KaceyMusgraves reads our tweets, thanks gurl <3
I hope @KaceyMusgraves new album has some Tex-Mex shit on it
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Hey @united the music in your terminal at @flyLAXairport is terrible and ITS WAY TOO LOUD
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Replying to @jermlikespie
@jermlikespie Disneyland has every character plushy under the sun except for devil Donald Duck, apparently it is exclusive to the Shanghai Park, sorry buddy, i’m not going to China anytime soon😂
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Got a spicy gay spooky tattoo today
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If they can do it in France we can do it here
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Driverless cars shouldn’t be allowed in the carpool lane.
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The amount of men wearing hey dude “shoes” is ALARMING
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