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Interviewer: Tell me about a time you went above and beyond what was required
Me: Last week, I made some twice-baked potatoes.
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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
I'm curious why @NPR and @DailyMemphian didn't include any mention of Fred Smith killing someone in a hit and run as part of his obituary.
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With the amount of people searching for:
"did Biden drop out?"
"are tariffs bad?"
"can I change my vote?"
It's clear the problem with American elections is that voters are morons
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still very funny that obama won indiana and i have never attempted to learn why bc nothing could be better than my personal answer, which is that it's because he could hoop
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[to my child as im setting a timer] i hope you realize setting the timer counts as part of this 15 minutes
