I'm a TV writer and I’m also in a sketch group called Butt. @buttguys https://xitter.cf/t.co/n3jMr7q2R3
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MY WIFE: you’ve been acting so differently the last few months, I feel like there’s something you aren’t telling me
ME: ok you’re right there is something. but you can’t tell ANYONE.
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Hard not to notice what a losing hand guys like Bret are stuck with. Had to go from talking about the "kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful country in the world!" to a blanket demand that everyone just stop talking or knowing anything about Israel.
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This is like seeing Jiminy Glick be interviewed by one his guests
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SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society.
BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!
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Apropos of nothing, I’d like to point out that when poll after poll showed Democrats losing ground with Arab Americans by massive margins in 2024, the media did not read it as a signal that Democrats had lost their way but as a moral failing by Arab American voters themselves.
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I started my history channel to fight back against mass-produced AI “history” slop.
80k subscribers later, it’s my full-time job.
Last week, an automated review demonetized it as "generic or repetitive."
The irony is not lost on me.
My viewers regularly tell me the channel has changed how they see the world. That's the opposite of generic.
@TeamYouTube – your decision was wrong. Please have a human review my channel.
(crawling through the desert in tattered rags) ......gamer......fuel.................gamer.......fuel...........
YouTube ads are either a 15 second long one for Chili’s or they begin with a guy in a chair going “hello and welcome to my three hour conversation with Dr. David Picamente”
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My personal Zionism isn’t racist it all, it’s about peace and love and dignity for almost everyone.
When Hank from Breaking Bad or the FBI agent neighbor on The Americans is the voice at the beginning that goes “previously on…” I’m like dude you’re not supposed to know this stuff!
Please watch Golden Axe on @paramountplus at your earliest convenience. I was lucky enough to get to write on it with an incredible group of folks, but perhaps most importantly the show contains what I can only assume is the very first parody of this video.
Wow this must really be getting around if other planets are reporting on it
Ed Sheeran has been at the center of controversy after opening act Macklemore alleged that he was removed from Sheeran’s US Loop Tour over onstage comments about Palestine. Now, Sheeran’s own backing band, Beoga, has dropped out of the tour.
guitarworld.com/artists/conc…
