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60% Performer | 20% Speaker | 10% Runner | 5% Fundraiser | 15% Writer | 50% TV Viewer | 100% Bad at maths. Also @chrisreadsminds

London, England
Joined March 2013
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Why? Because Brand (and his then-girlfriend, Jemima Goldsmith) obtained a permanent, life-long, injunction against her. Brand/Goldsmith said Ms Berki's accusations amounted to harassment, which caused them "anxiety and distress".
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Chris Wall retweeted
Jon Stewart on Chuck Schumer: “Someone has to meet this moment. You have an opportunity to actually govern. One of the first things you need to do is remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics. It’s a bullshit system and it needs to go. Chuck Schumer fought tooth and nail against half of these fucking people. He does not understand the urgency of the moment and what the future demands”
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Where I’m taking yor girl 2nite
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In an NBC News poll last week, Hakeem Jeffries had an approval rating of 18%, and Chuck Schumer's was 13%. It's wild seeing them both act like they have mandates to lead the party going forward.
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Chris Wall retweeted
imagine getting paid millions to be james bond and kiss margaret qualley, only to clock off and go home to dua lipa. sick of this bloke already.
Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley have reportedly been cast as James Bond and the lead Bond Girl in Denis Villeneuve's upcoming 007 movie. (Via: Deadline)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley have not been cast as James Bond and lead Bond Girl; no official announcement exists. The cited Deadline article covered final screen tests for Bond candidates including Turner but confirmed no casting decisions. deadline.com/2026/10/james-… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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This incredibly stifled article where they can’t state the real reason for that part of the park closing is truly quite sad.
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Roommate got a wild story today
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Generationally worst weekend possible to have a crush
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Chris Wall retweeted
Nearly two years ago, I interviewed a woman who runs a successful modeling agency. She started as a receptionist and worked her way up. Most of their work was shooting models for catalogs. Each shoot required an entire cast: the model, yes, but also the stylist, makeup artist, photographer, lighting. At the time, I was at Brookings, poring over exposure data from OpenAI. In that data, fashion models didn’t look “exposed” to AI at all. Models couldn’t use ChatGPT to save time on doing their job tasks, like a software engineer or social media manager could. But the woman who ran the modeling agency had no hesitation. She saw what was coming (per this video) a million miles away. She posited: Why would the Nordstroms of the world pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a shoot if they can just use AI models? She told me it was bleak. If she wasn’t so close to retirement, she would have been distraught, especially if she was in the thick of raising her kids. I have never forgotten that conversation. Whenever I would hear someone repeat, tritely, “you won’t lose your job to an AI. You will lose your job to someone else using AI,” I would think of her. All the AI skills in the world weren’t going to save her livelihood and the business she had poured blood, sweat and tears into. The data we are using to track “exposure” misses an example like this when AI is so disruptive the whole industry shifts. The makeup artist, the photographer, the stylist, the lighting person: AI might not be able to be used to replace those jobs directly. But if AI simply automated modeling, it could take demand for those roles with it.
Today we’re launching the first AI modeling agency 💅 right inside Glif. Cast hundreds of real AI models, drop your product, idea or brief and let Glif create super compelling content for you end to end. If you still think AI models aren’t ready for real work, watch this 👇
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Chris Wall retweeted
Beat Luke Littler, a Netflix production initially advertised as a potential life-changer for pub players, has been won by somebody who received an MBE for their services to darts.
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Chris Wall retweeted
bash may be the best faithful we have ever seen #celebritytraitors
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After a genuinely really good series from Romesh… maybe… just maybe… some commissioner will finally give him a chance #CelebrityTraitorsUK
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Sentences that would have sent me into a coma in 2017.
The president of the United States told Nicki Minaj to stand up so everyone could see her ass…and she did it 🫩🫩🫩
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This is not "keeping politics out of music." If he wanted to do that he just would have played the show and not said anything. This is a political message designed to suppress a certain kind of speech he disagrees with.
Metallica frontman James Hetfield recently called out artists who turn their concerts into political rallies, saying: “Metallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their BULLSH*T.” Do you agree with James? Should musicians keep politics out of concerts, or should artists use the stage to speak about what they believe in? Let’s debate. What do you think? #Metallica #JamesHetfield #HeavyMetal #Metal #ThisDayInMetal
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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“Kash Patel was just trolling!” Here’s a wild thought. Maybe the head of the FBI shouldn’t be a fucking internet troll.
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This photo says everything about why Trump keeps hiring unqualified worshipful young women (who look like his daughter)
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Special Assistant to the president Natalie Harp join President Donald Trump in Marine One he arrived in Wasilla, Alaska yesterday. @POTUS @KatieZacharia
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I think now is a good time to remind people that 28% of American adults are functionally illiterate (cannot read above a 5th grade reading level), up from 19% in 2017
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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