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Chris

@ChrisXPPro

Audi Enthusiast, Space Geek, Camera nerd, Polak

 Portland, OR
Joined October 2008
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Happy Ducks in Happy Valley 📸 via AP #GoDucks
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OREGON WINS RHE FOOTBALL Gme
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No one's ever bitten into a burger and thought, wow these pickles are the MVP.
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Shout it louder.
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#freeluigi
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Far from an ideal start of the week. 😔
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□ single □ taken ☑mentally tired of everything
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when i check my bank account and realise it wasn’t fraud, it was all me
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Every time I walk into trader Joe's I'm reminded that I have no one to buy flowers for. The flowers are always so pretty!
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Iconic. 🤩 #MiamiGP 🇺🇸
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All Too Well (Ryan and Emily’s Version) !!! Watch me accidentally catch myself singing this version on tour. This monologue is EVERYTHING 🫶🫶👏👏
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@nbcsnl14 Apr 2024
Ryan Gosling's monologue!
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i overthink because i notice everything.
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Today was a solid day! Feeling great! 😁
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“I can't wait to have fun on my day off” me on my day off:
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Some days, you just wish you had someone to buy those supermarket flowers for.
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If this migraine would go away, today and likely tomorrow would (have been/ be) much better. Thx.
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So true. Im a reserved introvert at heart, but with the right people by my side, I easily open up
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Me
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Never pass up an opportunity for a dad joke. See everyone next month! 😎 #dadjokes
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