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✝️ | Cursed Team | Formerly Velazquez SZN 🦑 and Lugo SZN 😎

Santa Barbara, California
Joined June 2020
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Dude just stop it already
INF Kyren Paris has been claimed off waivers by the New York Mets
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The Angels will have to play the American League winner and the World Series winner in their first two series of the season (if there is one)
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2026 Angels who could or could've had the chance to win a World Series with their former teams
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OFFICIAL: The Angels announced that the Club has declined the option in Kurt Suzuki’s contract and, in coordination with Kroenke Sports & Entertainment, will search for a new manager and coaching staff for the 2027 season.
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FINAL: Brewers 6, #Dodgers 4
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The Yankees have not been the Yankees for quite some time
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The final stat line of the regular season
i just thought to myself "i wonder if theres any chance tatis still hasn't homered... nah can't be". almost did not even bother to check
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Former Angels players on a Division Series Roster
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Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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Former Angels players on a Wild Card Series Roster
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Things we are leaving behind in 2026 going into 2027 Arte Moreno Anthony Rendon Kurt Suzuki Jose Fermin Rodents in the stadium 100 losses
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Mike Trout keeps putting up numbers!
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Described every player on the 2026 Opening Day Squad
Our 2026 #OpeningDay squad 😇
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What if the Rangers and Astros decided to just forfeit the division all together and send the Angels to the playoffs on our behalf?
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Reid Detmers becomes the first @Angels pitcher since Shohei Ohtani (2022) to strike out 200 batters in a season! 👏
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Walbert Ureña so far this season: 2.74 ERA | 140 K The only other pitchers this century to put up those numbers or better in their first season: 2001 Roy Oswalt 2013 Jose Fernandez 2014 Jacob deGrom 2024 Paul Skenes
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Walbert Ureña finishes with a career-high 9 strikeouts 🔥
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Walbert Ureña continues to have an awesome season at just 22 years old
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25 years later, yet we will #NeverForget 🇺🇸
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