@Chris_Mench

fast food tweets, 🏳️‍🌈👬 @juanjo_ld

 New York, NY
Joined September 2012
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Not a bad way to start the year 💍
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An award I too hope to win one day
Pop Crave
@PopCrave3h
Chase Mattson is voted Sexiest Star on the vertical micro-drama platform ReelShort in PEOPLE’s Reader’s Choice poll.
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I have a vision of having my birthday at one of those giant abandoned outdoor terraces at the 42nd St. AMC. Like I know nobody’s using that, let me and the girls turn up with views of the Times Square Applebee’s.
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I guess it’s cuz I grew up smoking pot here but I forgot that South Mountain Reservation is a pretty legit hiking spot. Not bad for a 45-minute train ride.
Admiral Snaccbar 🐙
@Chris_MenchOct 24
Taking my city boys on an autumnal hiking trip to the wildlands of Millburn, New Jersey tomorrow lol.
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“Very Italian” is one way of putting it lol
umichvoter
@umichvoterOct 26
Very Italian town of Clark, NJ Trump +30 Day 1 of early voting 2025: 🔵 57 🔴 75 ⚪️ 36 2026: 🔵 73 🔴 46 ⚪️ 43
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megan@chismosavirusOct 26
getting off a plane and feeling greasy, dry, thirsty, and unworthy of love
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Woooo 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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pat@catchmeorlgoOct 25
me following serbian and brazilian elections from vienna, austria
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Feeling autumnal
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Taking my city boys on an autumnal hiking trip to the wildlands of Millburn, New Jersey tomorrow lol.
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m@msnetikOct 24
I love this picture so much he’s like a demure Minion
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Rockefeller@passtherockeOct 23
Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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PTSD to the time somebody used their dog’s Instagram account to tell me I have a “disgusting” concave chest. Like oh ok thank u for letting me know.
Wiccan@Wiccan627416Oct 24
Dude on the left has such a badly deformed chest. Yikes
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Straight outta Ba Sing Se
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Stinking up the Zoom call with my farts >>>
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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Hearing rumors about spooky scary skeletons 😕 Really hoping they’re not true.
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Searched “Kansas” on here to read about the senate race and tell me why this was my first result?? 😩
Charli
@charli_xcx9 Aug 2015
feeling sassy tonight in kansas mo <3
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One American thing that I really do believe all countries & cultures should embrace is Halloween. Simply an incredible holiday.
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broiled@broiledcrawfishOct 22
Ebenezer Scrooge is now on Venmo.
Ebenezer
@ebenezermovieOct 22
Ebenezer Scrooge is now on @venmo. Think he’s feeling generous? 💰 Send a request: venmo.com/u/EBENEZERmovie
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