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Joined August 2013
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Want to be clear that in 2024 Elon was so sure he was a political mastermind everyone loved he felt confident enough to do a winky nazi salute twice on national television, and then since then he totally failed in his role in the White House, lost a wisconsin special election, burned half a billion dollars losing the midterms, and is now pretending he never said anything all. What a massive downfall
Elon deleting all his tweets 🤣🤣🤣
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i feel threatened i’m scared
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Seeing Jeffries and Schumer take victory laps is exasperating. They are part of the old school, big donor wing of the party, trying to take credit for a grass roots movement they had NOTHING to do with.
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I need to get into the business of scamming rich people cus they be so slow
Lala Baptiste says she’s taking her daughter to a baby gym to help with her motor skills because she’s taking a while to start crawling.
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I’m back yay apparently I’m the biggest loser ever and I can’t even die of natural causes cuz my mum loves me sm and she found me at the right time and I can’t even kms without being called egoistic so ig ill just have to go back to be a internet whore for the rest of my life yay
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Forgot I had this
救命,我怀了死对头的孩子
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My mom went to wake up my grandpa (83) and he pretended he was dead bro 😭 what is wrong w him. Held his breath and everything bye.
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im concerned with this number of saves. did they think im that retarded they saved it to laugh later? is someone actually following my 6 steps and soon will be a second elon? GENUINELY WHY
✶ how to become an aerospace engineer in 6 steps ⋆⭒˚.⋆ found a gem on my yt: 18 yo me reading 16 yo me’s diary ps. btw me studying mechanical engineering rn is a downgrade bc I’ve always been into aerospace but the college i transferred didn’t have it:( pps. not me dissing palo alto hs in the end
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Dex IS stupid. But also Brick was (seemingly) a pretty chill and level headed leader. It’s probably why he was overthrown by someone like Royce in the first place.
>does a deal with Maelstrom a group of drugged out, brain fried psychopaths >pays up front Is he stupid?
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I guess I’m just a boring individual
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DOGE was a data harvesting op. Multiple staffers illegally accessed and copied (or agreed to copy) Americans' personal data with the intention of handing it over to private businesses or political orgs. Going after Elon would be one of the easiest layups of all time.
If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.
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y’all better be nicer to texans once they get 2 inches of snow and start crashing their cars and losing their electricity tho that’s all i’m saying
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you are beautiful can i buy you little caesars
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kinda funny how many people miss that Reed lowkey doesn't respect V for most of PL
yes, yes u would
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I see @elonmusk is back to pretending he's just a businessman again Sorry kiddo, we saw under the mask and can't unsee it
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News. “Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN. CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
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he's not wrong for trippin because tf you mean it's $300k for some old lifted truck? that bullshit is never gonna sell
Customer called to buy a custom K5 Blazer thinking it was $29,000, then LOST IT when the dealer revealed the real $299,000 price and said they must be “on the moon” 😭💀 “I don’t care if Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson built it. It doesn’t make it a $300,000 truck.”
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Anybody have any info on what’s happening at The Woodlands High School?
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Replying to @johnnyplusv
Não sei cara eu trabalho em marketing
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